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"How embarrassing. Yesterday I met a former Yugoslav leader but my dog dribbled all over him!" "Slobbered on Milosevic?" "Yeah, that's him"

Disagree on a few points above: Most teams think they get 'shit refs'. It's not just us. Can't really say last season was a diabolical set of fixtures to start: newly promoted West Ham followed by a home game with Everton. And we have nowhere near the loyalist set of fans in the country, the season just gone there were variances in our league attendances of between 12-14,000.

Mariah Carey's current single is called "#Beautiful" Absolutely no point in the hashtag. There's zero mention of hashtags in the song.

Wouldn't you be at a bit of a disadvantage if you faced him alone, yet he had a baseball bat? In the mood I'm in, no. I really don't think I would

To be fair, he did get shot by his uncle cheers buddy! Not so eager to watch the Sopranos now He'd put on a LOT of weight recently. I was shocked when he appeared on the screen in Zero Dark Thirty. Really fat.

Sky with an internet connection is so much better than without! But off topic. RIP Bigman

I glanced over this thread title and thought it said Brad Friedel does ABBA. Would like to have seen that.

I'm at work so can't check. Anyone know the odds for Spain to win by 10 goals or more?

I do have Sky (HD) but it is not connected to the internet. Is on demand via the net only or in the anytime programming in the planner? Well it's in the anytime part but you need the internet to get it. If you've got SKy Movies you can get a free wireless adapter here

That's cool. WOuld be more interesting for someone who knows where things in Ipswich are though

Have you got Sky? Box sets of every series is on "on Demand" until the end of June

They've identified the guy who burgled my parent's house via fingerprints and have apparently "picked him up" Which is good! Now if they'd only let me spend 5 minutes alone with him and a baseball bat it would REALLY cheer me up.

Aw man that's shit news. RIP. Excellent actor. Obviously remembered for the Sopranos, but was excellent in stuff like Zero Dark Thirty and especially Killing Them Softly

It's just a Morph doll

Break. Breaks are good. And you're on holiday, eat, drink, **** and be merry. It's uncanny how similar my response was gong to be to this As DDID says, breaks are good. Your body needs it. Take the opportunity to have some time off and get back on it when you're back

Morpheus, funny you should comment on my photo. I took this beautiful photo of you when you visited me at work earlier today

I hate couples that have conversations like that on fb. Just text each other, or phone each other, or speak face to face!!

No, let's be fair. Drat's jokes might not be great, but they are most definitely jokes. They make sense and everything.

One of my biggest regrets is that I went to that Uni for 3 years, with shit loads of free time, and I went in that gym a grand total of twice. It was like £40 for a year's membership as well. Moron. Yep, mine was free. Spent the entire time hungover, rotting on the sofa. Went to University fit as hell, came back a bit of a lump. Taken me 6 years (not that I have been training 6 years ) to get back to where I was. Same as me. I reckon this year is the first time I've actually been slimmer than when I went to Uni. And I graduated in 2007 I put on a lot of weight at uni, then spent 2007-2011 losing some then putting some back on, rinse and repeat. The last year has sorted me out properly though.

Actually, I think it does make a difference, especially for a club in our position. But I actually think it's good to get the hard games out of the way early. Teams in the bottom half tend to pick up after christmas (compare the points after 19 games to the points after 38 games of the teams who finished around us) So to have a really hard fixture list in your run in would go some way to negating that. if you're not picking up points when everyone else is then you'll go backwards. But I think our fixture list is actually favourable. Relatively easy xmas period and relatively easy run in. it's fine.

I see. Bravo.

It's the hottest day of the year and it's still freezing in my office. I think it actually gets colder in here as it gets otter outside.

Surely Baker should be #13 ?

Why are you bringing Ingram into it? This got a lot of likes so I applaud your comedy. But I don't get it

On another note the fact that the girl I'm currently chirpsing has a habit of texting me those "awkward moment" things if something happens to her. You know like "that awkward moment when you ask what the smell is and you realise it's the person next to you" That kind of thing. She's just text me saying "that moment when your boss reminds you you're working on Saturday!" Good thing she's hot.