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Winds me up when people say "I don't want to get married because I can't afford £10k +. It doesn't have to cost that. I had a dream wedding in Vegas for little over £3000 inc flights, venues, Caesars Palace Suite rooms, Helicopters + Champagne picnic in the Grand Canyon in my Wedding Suit and photos that I'll never get bored of looking at. Getting married in a Church when I'm not religious, standing at an altar for 45 minutes, photos in a nice - but probably rainy location - doesn't interest me, especially because that's when weddings start getting too expensive. You can get married abroad in amazing locations for very cheap compared.

Kind of, that's a brummie meme I think It's pronounced MEEEM you filthy internet casuals.

But we beat Arsenal so we're still the best team in the league

I've got Sky broadband and it's not as fast as my mate who is on Virgin and lives 2 streets away. It's fine for online gaming, but it's not as fast as Virgin.

It'll be patched in, like it was on the ps3. If you can't wait for it, buy a 3d blu ray player, simples.

Every level looks the same, there's about 5 enemy types, it tries to bleed you out of real money and you just spam shoot. There isn't much skill involved and it takes ages to do anything. Last tip; Don't choose Loki!

Someone surprising like Ricky Tomlinson

Boreframe more like

You don't even have to say it any more do you? He knows.

A poem I made and put on the Battlelog forums - been pretty positive so far! Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the fields, Not a creature was stirring, not even quads with four wheels. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In the hopes an assault would revive, here or there. The recons were nestled all snug in their nests, While visions of headshots and C4 danced in their heads. And engy’s with their repair tools hot, Repairing tanks and LAV’s – or maybe not. When out on C flag there arose such a clatter, The hotel at Hainan went down with a shatter! Away on a jet ski I flew like a flash, A C4 present for an attack ship crash. The pale sun on the breast of the new-fallen snow, Op locker mountains laid rest to your foe. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a squad of level 100’s who chastise and sneer. With a little bird, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment they must be from Twitch. More rapid than eagles in the air they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name! “Now Jackfrags! Now, Frankie! Now Lvl and Xfactor! On Chaboy! On, Enigma! On Matimio and Badger! To the top of the leaderboards! To the top of the world! Now kill away! Kill away! Kill away all!” As the calm before the hurricane on Paracel Storm, Megladons and T-rexes fill the forums with inform. Theories are met with trolls who bait, A DICE dev comes to the rescue before it’s too late. Meanwhile on Dawnbreaker, I heard on the roof, The prancing of recons, who just cannot shoot. As I grew my rage at the silly scene, I remember now, at least there’s no M16’s! Dressed in all black, from his head to his spuds, The spec ops clothes were tarnished with enemy’s blood. A bundle of motion sensors he had flung on his back, Lighting up enemies in the glow of your mini map. The dish on Rogue twinkled, t-rex is heard with a boom! The flash of black stealth jet, went past with a zoom! In the support players head, he thinks he’s Rambo, 4 angry squad mates screaming “GIMME SOME AMMO!” Lars Gustsavsson with his awesome creative and technical team, Fixing all the bugs and glitches that make little Timmy scream. Quiet and efficient and carrying on is what they say, Despite rushing about on the orders of EA. After laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, from his desk he arose! He sprang to his step and gave his team a whistle, And away they all worked on that goddamn nuclear missile! But I heard him exclaim as DICE went out of sight, “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good fight!”

Really sorry to hear that mate There really are some utter ball bags out there. Hope everything gets sorted and you're all okay.

You're so matter of fact Chindie.. which is funny because so is DDID.. in fact, lemme just pull this out.. There you go, as you were

Well, unfortunately, Domination has crawled its way onto BF4.. You can really tell that people from COD are playing it, no one (or barely anyone) tries to "dropshot" people. Also, no one goes for the objectives, it's honestly, painful to play.

I just played a few games of Domination - *shudder*

I hate beer culture. You've made yourself look insensitive there to be fair.

Nor me, I just wanted to use the sentence - "Needless to say, I had the last laugh"

good luck man! That would be a nice xmas present for him!

So.... You're Neil Warnock?

Needless to say, I had the last laugh...

^ It's great when you have some randomer on your team absolutely destroying everyone on their team, I always make a point of sending them a GG message. I was having an absolute blast on it last night. Here are some reports, not that you care! http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf4/battlereport/show/32/414583109160806016/180276572/ http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf4/battlereport/show/32/414571606475024000/180276572/ http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf4/battlereport/show/32/414564996000261760/180276572/ http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf4/battlereport/show/32/414557828836501120/180276572/

People moan maps are too big, people moan maps are too small. People moan about too many vehicles, people moan about infantry.. DON'T PLAY WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE.

you guize.

If he gets injured, they'll be in trouble I think. Chelsea, Man City & Arsenal are stronger than them I think. Man Utd are on a wobble, but even they could go on a run of 8 wins straight.

I was in a panic to get there first! I've never broken a story on VT I've let myself down..

Have we not got a Liverpool thread? I've looked through the first 5 pages and done a search, but no topic was found. Lock this if we have though, obviously Anyway, Luis Suarez has signed a new long term deal! BBC