Anthony

Nailed it. I mean, why wouldn't you want an iPhone or a Mac? Do you have no aspirations?

Apple products are kind of OK, but I do find iPhones a bit 'my first smartphone' The company on the other hand, if it was a person they'd be the most malignant gaslighting narcissist in the world. A disgusting, abusive company.

Best use for one as far as I'm concerned.

I don't think I've mentioned this before, but noise cancelling earbuds are a bit crap. They deaden some frequencies a little. That's it.

Only the one for sale? You must be disappointed.

I remember it like it was yesterday. Still can't stand the bloke. Not talking about Dion. He's ace.

Nose cancelling earbuds are a bit crap. They deaden some frequencies a little. That's it.

It's the hot weather making bacteria etc work more. That's science, that is. Ages ago my mum made me a maize filled beanbag to heat up in the microwave and use like a hot water bottle. I remember being really puzzled by a snap, crackle pop nose in my flat and eventually found that the bean bag had got wet and it was germinating. Like I said, that's scientific proof, that is. Innit.

Gotye's "Somebody I used to know" sounds an awful lot like XTC's "Senses working overtime" I'd link the songs, but I'm on a mobile and frankly can't be arsed.

I'm a pale person and I live in Hackney. I am also full of it. Am I doing this right?

And I thought it was just me that calls him Bonio. I feel vindicated.

Ribena + sparkling water. I drink pints of the stuff.

Interesting viewpoint/analysis of logistics for them Russians in Ukraine: Quora: Russian Supply Routes

Helped a very religious (and absolutely lovely) lady with her IT stuff recently. Password: jesusislord One of those Christians that walks the walk, so to speak. Lovely woman.

Not gonna help this time, but you can buy an annual car hire excess insurance (£40 ish). Will save you a fortune.

Did you drop a load of fag ash on it?

Bloody hell.

Saw on the twitters someone referring to Musk as 'Space Karen'. Love it.

Who on here knows about insurance? Of the buildings variety? I'm looking for some advice about claiming. I'm sure one of us is in insurance, I just can't remember who...

FFS!

This may be a long one, but the short version is I've come to the realisation in a roundabout way that I can't **** stand the Arctic Monkeys' music. You know when you do a radio mix /instant mix /genius mix on the streaming platform of your choice and a song will pop up that you don't like, so you skip it? I like (amongst other types) listening to indie rock stuff, but whenever I do an instant mix from an indie rock track, there will be a few that I skip. When I check afterwards, they're nearly all the Arctic **** Monkeys. I hate his voice. The music is basic beyond belief. And really, really irritating. I find myself doing that frowning and squinting thing, thinking "What the absolute **** is this shit? Oh god, please make it stop. Oh, I can, hurrah! Next!" And yes, I do click the thumbs down button so I don't get that song any more, but it's irritating that they keep polluting my ears with their shit. I don't have anything against the people in the band. I had no opinion of them or their music apart from Look Good on the Dancefloor, which I find energetic and fun, if a little irritating, but everything else I've heard from them is like hammering nails in my ears. And yet, they're really important for some posters on here. Baffling, but different strokes I guess. This post could have gone in the Piss You Off thread, but music posts tend to dominate any thread, so I thought I'd shove it here. Rant over. For now.

Fayed. The 'Al' was made up.

Well, if they want western weapon deliveries to continue, they should continue to refrain from using them on Russian soil. All deliveries stop if they use western weapons in Russia.

Zombie MP calls out zombie government. Or, as we said in the playground back in the day, "takes one to know one" **** shameless, but I guess we knew that.

Any of the Rock Family Trees series. Most of them are on YouTube I think.