Spoony

Not really tbh because weirdly it's the Eurpoeans (including non-Brits) here who support Arsenal. Arabs tend to support the likes of Real Madrid, Barca and PSG. You would think that as Manchester City are owned by the ruling family of Abu Dhabi (and, therefore, the UAE) there'd be more Manchester City fans here but I don't think I have seen Manchester City related anything anywhere at any point.

Here in Dubai its Arsenal. Everyone and their mums is an Arsenal fan.

That is the worst thing I've ever seen and I've been to some quite harrowing places.

I quite like Tsingtao. Her balti pies are way too fake for me.

People have to get a bit real to the changing circumstances here. Pearson has proven Championship pedigree and has achieved promotion before. He knows the league. Even if he is a moron. Moyes is the dream but he just isn't what we need right now. He'd be out of his depth in the Championship. My ideal manager would be spadeface but I doubt we can afford his compensation. He's done this time and time again and could do it with us. It may hurt to read, but names like Bruce, Pearson and Warnock (god forbid) are exactly the sort of people we need to be looking at. Even if Mourinho wanted to manage us I'm not sure he'd be the right option...

I have to disagree with that. N'Zogbia as never done anything. Sinclair has scored more goals for us this season than N'Zogbia has in his career with us. And he cost £9.5m, Sinclair was £2m max and isn't an arrogant, poisonous presence, he just isn't very good.

He has been at the club for FIVE years! Quite incredible. Comfortably the worst signing we have ever made.

The shoe laces on my work shoes have actually just broken. I guess I'll just buy some new laces.

SIDCOW LOST 7LB IN ONE WEEK BY EATING THIS WEIRD FRUIT

Spoony posted in the Things That Piss You Off That Shouldn't thread. You won't believe what happened next... Spoony shocked VillaTalk members when he said this... Spoony has revealed that this is the reason he joined VillaTalk. ^^^^^THIS KIND OF CRAP IS DRIVING ME MENTAL AND "HITC" ON NEWSNOW IS THE BIGGEST CULPRIT AND I HOPE ALL THOSE RESPONSIBLE SIT ON WOBBLY TABLES WITH ONE LEG SHORTER THAN THE OTHERS FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES

That is the worst thing that could happen. But even Villa wouldn't do this.

Agreed. At least Remi wasn't actively upsetting the only players we can still bare to look at...

I don't see the problem with any of McCarthy, Pearson or Bruce. Proven Championship managers who have eached achieved promotion. We are not a Premier League team guys...

Actually one of the most boring things I've ever read.

His goal return for the worst team ever isn't so bad. 6 in all competitions. I'd just build the team around him in the Championship and do whatever it is Blackburn did to get him firing.

I'm fully expecting Black's full time appointment with Dwight Yorke as assistant and Agbonlahor getting a contract extension.

I really hope he stays. He was one bright spark in a shower of shite. I don't think he will stay and I also think he's better than us. I would not blame him at all for moving on and without claret and blue specs on, I'd encourage it.

Who does he play for?

He started Lescott and Bacuna. That's all I need to know about him. I can't wait until he's gone and we can't even remember who he was.

I'm glad that weight off the shoulders made such a difference

It's called nominative determinism: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Laws_(judge) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Lawton_(judge) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism /douchebag.

Didn't watch it, didn't even know we were playing Southampton, another fan at a bar here told me we lost 4-2, didn't care, rinse and repeat.