tonyh29

finally someone came up with an amusing one

Why on Gods earth would you want to go and see her then ?

I found a rat that some mad scientist must have cross bred with an elephant in our garage one evening ..well tbf the neighbours cat found it , then took a good look at the size of the rat and scarpered . I then found a nest where it had been living for a while so I figured I'm gonna have to "take care" of it now I know its here we had a chase that looked like something out of a Tom and Jerry cartoon around the garage before it managed to "hide" in a small recess that I couldn't get to , so I used a garden fork and basically pushed as hard as i could The screams / noises that rat made will probably haunt me for the rest of my life next time we have a rat I'm just going to pretend I didn't see it

There is a one off chance to stay the night inside St Pauls cathedral on Friday , with access to the library , booking opened at 10:00 and is NOT a competition. at 10:00 the link went live , followed by a text button to write and sat why you should be selected for the stay ... followed by message after you submit saying demand is high and you will be contacted if selected On the basis that it wasn't assigned to the first person in , to me that sounds exactly like a competition .. excluding the fact that the lucky "winner" will have already been pre-selected months ago and us mere mortals never stood a chance

On Thursday you saw Doug moaning at full time that players were not making the right runs Yesterday we saw Bailey also making similar gestures I think , the players have got a bit lost and maybe frustrated at being asked to play more defensively , partly due to the injury situation first with Torres and now with Kamara and lack of depth in the squad / team shape There is also an element of rest of the league saw what we did to West Ham and Brighton and thought **** that , lets put 11 men behind the ball , resulting in a more pedestrian style of play from us which seems to hinder us at times. the performance of the season came when we went at City ... yesterday , Thursday and 2-0 v Luton , we went all negative and made mistakes and kept inviting pressure ..

Picked a bad week for our two worse performances of the season but giving Watkins a week off will probably have done him some good could see after the first 10 mis there was only going to be one winner today , they were up for it and better than us in every department … sadly means there will be a 20 min wank fest over Spurs on match of the day tonight and they really aren’t that good let’s just hope United don’t put a run together as lower than 5th will be a very bitter pill to swallow

That was my first thought sadly

After @bickster comments and with low expectations ,Echo and the Bunnymen last night. well it was definitely interesting , McCulloch was clearly wasted and an attempts to interact with the audience resulted in not understanding more than about 1 word in 4 , but when he sang it was fine , no problem with the lyrics and he sounded ok , the band did everything justice music wise a 20 min interval after a 40 min set and set 2 was about 40 mins with the cutter and killing moon crowd favourites .. the encore included an epic rant mid song about Ray Winston being a clearing in the woods which lead into a further rant about paedophillia being the worse thing on the planet , all slightly bemusing on the whole it wasn’t terrible , but certainly not the best gig I’ve ever been to , but I don’t think anyone left unhappy

Went to the cinema on Sat with the boy to see Dune 2 , booked the Imax in Leicester Square online was there pretty early so mooched around , bought some popcorn and a drink , went to take our seats Turns out I'd booked Cineworld ( which is the Imax) , however we were in the Odeon cinema Wandered across the square to the correct cinema with our Odeon refreshments , to be greeted by the usher with " Did you go to the wrong cinema by chance" because sometimes being humiliated once just isn't enough

his expression when subbed last night said it all , he knew it was coming ..and rightly so first 5 or 6 games , he was the main bright spark in the team , I don't know what happened after that , maybe he hasn't settled in the UK , maybe Bailey upped his game and Daiby suffered as a result guess next season is a big test

Wouldn’t get in a non league team on that performance … but great experience for him and hope it helps with his learning curve

My god that was hideous if we don’t beat Spurs on Sunday after the players all took the evening off then we have no excuses tie isn’t over even if we are now at home second leg , Chelsea , Manure and Newcastle have shown the way to beat us at VP lately

was a good day for documentaries last night , Why Planes Vanish , (mainly about MH370) was also interesting long story short is some armchair detective seems to have found a way to pickup whispers in Short wave radio bursts caused by planes passing through them and using that data , has located the wreckage as being slightly outside the zone that search and rescue ships were looking in .. and more importantly he claims to have it down to something like a 30 mile search radius If , they can validate his research , then they may well go take another look

The Titan sub thing yesterday was interesting , but boy are they dragging it with 2 episodes .. problem watching it with hindsight is we know they were dead in minutes after the event , so dragging it out speculating on what they did for 50 hours trapped in a submersible that was bolted shut , is a little pointless and also very claustrophobic

I always forget what's happened previously if I do it that way ... I have to wait for the whole series then binge it over 2 to 3 days its a nightmare when they get to something like season 5 as I have to re-watch 1 -4 first !! its strange really as my memory itself is really really good , my mates always say if I get Alzheimer's they are all **** as I'm the one that remembers everywhere we've been and things we've done

goes without saying I'm not a Doctor , but it could be worth asking yours about Propranolol instead of Sertraline ? Propranolol is a beta blocker but kinda similar to Sertraline , but maybe with no side effects like you are experiencing (in some case people get prescribed both)

I'm on O2 with an apple watch .. to have the watch 4G /5G enabled for data is a premium , but if its paired to your phone it just uses the phone data ..long as you have your phone with you of course ..I'd assume Galaxy watches work in the same way ? When I'm in the gym , I leave my phone in the locker downstairs , calls were still come through so now I have to remember to switch Bluetooth off on my phone so I don't receive them ... the range on the pairing is actually quite impressive

I watch it through my sky box and if I skip intros on some shows it buffers terribly it’s random though so might be down to what the kids are streaming on their phones etc at that time

I'm sure it has bin Dunne but ... Mrs H29 suffers from these Whenever I want sex , she has a migraine

I did a repeat prescription last night via the NHS App , has your nominated chemist on it where you go and pick it up from and just a couple of clicks ... I'd guess that's available to everyone ? presumably 28 days is so you don't get 6 months worth in one go and flog them on E-Bay

just to follow on from this , I had a call just now from the Radiology department at my local hospital as she had requested an ultrasound to check for gallstones as it was something else she felt could be at play I think its only my toe nails now that she hasn't requested a check on

Pending my endoscopy the gastroenterologist I saw suggested Alflorex in the first instance .. I'll be honest I was surprised he suggested something like that , i thought the whole probiotic and good bacteria stuff was just marketing companies at work .. it does seem to have helped a little , though it can take 12 weeks or so to fully balance with your body its not expensive so could be worth checking it out , they do more than one so look for the dual action version

yeah I was thinking about your experience as in some ways its similar to mine ( all be it different symptoms) .. it took me my third doctor before I got someone to take it seriously ( second one asked me if I was after a sick note for time off work ) .. Don't know how many doctors there are at your local surgery , but maybe work your way through all of them until you get one that comes up with a thorough plan to investigate your symptoms

so a month on and some progress , my GP was brilliant , she listened to me , couldn't rule out the heart or the stomach so got me down for extensive tests on both couple of weeks back I had an Ultrsound & MRI on my heart and then wore a heart monitor for 7 days ...got the call today from all the tests all clear , actual words were your heart is very strong and in top condition , no furring in the arteries or anything , told me keep up the exercise and stay healthy .. I also had an endoscopy last week and they found a hiatus hernia during this , which interestingly in some instances can manifest in a way that appears like a heart attack , should be curable via medication , just waiting on results from the stomach biopsies they took though to be sure Was nauseas , sick and all over the place yesterday , so not fully out the woods , but it would suggest that a cure isn't far away for me now and I can hopefully get back to a normal lifestyle ... come a long way from the first doctor who told me to park my ego and accept I was getting old and thus I shouldn't expect to be able to run at a high intensity without feeling out of breath and nauseas

Didn’t @Awol tell us that about 2 years ago ?