CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 You're loving it Voinjama. Alas, we aren't women curling one out a la ice cream cone over a pristine toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 When people have really good memories and remember everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 15, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 15, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 The thing about VT is it completely anonymous. So people can divulge information about sharting, problems they have experienced in the bedrooms with their wives/girlfriends etc and know that we dont know your real name or what you look like etc. I feel that if this was a facebook forum, where you can see the persons real name, and photo of what they look like, people would not be so happy to reveal said information. I know a few of you guys know eachother in the real world but the majority of people on this forum, dont know who anyone else really is. I could sit next to one of you guys at villa park, and you would not know I was Voinjama. I think that anonymity explains some of the crazy posts I have read on this site over the past 3 years I have been a member. It has its negatives, and it has its positives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 The thing about VT is it completely anonymous. So people can divulge information about sharting, problems they have experienced in the bedrooms with their wives/girlfriends etc and know that we dont know your real name or what you look like etc. I feel that if this was a facebook forum, where you can see the persons real name, and photo of what they look like, people would not be so happy to reveal said information. I know a few of you guys know eachother in the real world but the majority of people on this forum, dont know who anyone else really is. I could sit next to one of you guys at villa park, and you would not know I was Voinjama. I think that anonymity explains some of the crazy posts I have read on this site over the past 3 years I have been a member. It has its negatives, and it has its positives. Of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 T.S Eliot pisses me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Maybe next season we should all get the new villa kit and have our VT usernames printed on the back so we can recognise one another! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 you can see the persons real name, and photo of what they look like, people would not be so happy to reveal said information. Pah, bollocks to that, I don't care who knows I've shit myself a little bit. After it happened I emailed the missus to let her know too. A problem shared, and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 you can see the persons real name, and photo of what they look like, people would not be so happy to reveal said information. Pah, bollocks to that, I don't care who knows I've shit myself a little bit. After it happened I emailed the missus to let her know too. A problem shared, and all that. How long did you leave it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 About 5 minutes. The conversation went; How’s your morning going honey? Alright. I sharted about 5 mins ago though. I’m not entirely sure what that means honey, but if it’s what I think it is then I’m really sorry and hope you’re feeling ok now. I wish I was there to hug you(Awww, bless)It’s when you fart and a tiny bit of shit comes out. Yes I thought that might be what it meant She's very understanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I can see it now... sitting at Villa Park, it gets to halftime and I see a mysterious figure down a few rows in front of me get up from his seat, GarethRDR 69 printed on the back of his shirt. Cue me shouting to him about whether or not he's sharted recently. It'd be more entertaining than the bloody Zorb race either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 About 5 minutes. I bet it stunk :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 15, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 15, 2012 T.S Eliot pisses me off.He speaks very well of you. Seriously though, I'm quite surprised. I thought you'd go for a bit of Prufrock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 15, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 15, 2012 The thing about VT is it completely anonymous. So people can divulge information about sharting, problems they have experienced in the bedrooms with their wives/girlfriends etc and know that we dont know your real name or what you look like etc. I feel that if this was a facebook forum, where you can see the persons real name, and photo of what they look like, people would not be so happy to reveal said information. I know a few of you guys know eachother in the real world but the majority of people on this forum, dont know who anyone else really is. I could sit next to one of you guys at villa park, and you would not know I was Voinjama. I think that anonymity explains some of the crazy posts I have read on this site over the past 3 years I have been a member. It has its negatives, and it has its positives. We're all friends on facebook too. We just didn't want to tell you, cuz, well, y'know... Point is, it's not completely anonymous in here And as I said in my little anecdote, I went straight to the table and had a good larf with the lads about it. Not one to take myself too seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 We should have a new topic called "Show your mug". It would be very interesting to see if the face matched. I know what Chindie looks like, and I have met Austrian and 12in82 in real life, I dont have a clue about the rest of ya. For one forum member whose name I shall not mention, I can imagine him being a Harold Shipman lookalike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 We should have a new topic called "Show your mug". It would be very interesting to see if the face matched. I know what Chindie looks like, and I have met Austrian and 12in82 in real life, I dont have a clue about the rest of ya. For one forum member whose name I shall not mention, I can imagine him being a Harold Shipman lookalike. Rogues Gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 15, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 15, 2012 For one forum member whose name I shall not mention, I can imagine him being a Harold Shipman lookalike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Besides, I'm sure if push came to shove it wouldn't be too difficult to deduce someone's identity from, say, a member-list of the Expat Bavarian Coprophiliacs Society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Besides, I'm sure if push came to shove it wouldn't be too difficult to deduce someone's identity from, say, a member-list of the Expat Bavarian Coprophiliacs Society. Got me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 15, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 15, 2012 I know exactly who Voinjama is. He's is a small city that serves as the capital of Lofa County, Liberia and is located in the hilly, far northern part of the country near the Guinean border. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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