wiggyrichard Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 What? The "soft suck"? Yes When she starts he's Mr. Floppy, then he changes into SuperStiffy! Yes and I don't like it! It makes it go a weird shape, like when you try and blow up a faulty balloon. You dont like it!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Thats the easiest one ever. Sort of like when I get on my hands and knees to lick some balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Thats the easiest one ever. Sort of like when I get on my hands and kness to lick some balls. Too easy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Thats the easiest one ever. Sort of like when I get on my hands and kness to lick some balls. Well played sir. Well played. :notworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Two months in and still trying to figure out how fast she wants to take things, one week she wont leave me alone then the next its a kids/family/friends week which I dont mind but Im struggling to get a hold on 'where we are' if that makes sense. Especially as we only see each other once a week. I thought there were less games and mind reading with older women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 What? The "soft suck"? Yes When she starts he's Mr. Floppy, then he changes into SuperStiffy! Yes and I don't like it! It makes it go a weird shape, like when you try and blow up a faulty balloon. You dont like it!?!?! I'm not one to moan about any form of blowie, but that temporarily makes my todger look like someones thumb in a cartoon when they've hit it with a hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Two months in and still trying to figure out how fast she wants to take things, one week she wont leave me alone then the next its a kids/family/friends week which I dont mind but Im struggling to get a hold on 'where we are' if that makes sense. Especially as we only see each other once a week. I thought there were less games and mind reading with older women? Allow me lads. If she lets you do her up the wrong'un...your in there and she has a warm fuzzy feeling whenever your around...your "together". If she doesnt let you do her up the wrong'un and pushes you away...she's just using you because the batteries have gone and she doesnt see a future between the two of you. Simples! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 What? The "soft suck"? Yes When she starts he's Mr. Floppy, then he changes into SuperStiffy! Yes and I don't like it! It makes it go a weird shape, like when you try and blow up a faulty balloon. You dont like it!?!?! I'm not one to moan about any form of blowie, but that temporarily makes my todger look like someones thumb in a cartoon when they've hit it with a hammer. Thats pretty **** up dude...you should get that shit looked at!!! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Thats pretty **** up dude...you should get that shit looked at!!! :shock: Dr: "So what seems to be the problem?" Me: "It's hard to describe...let me show you.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 16, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 16, 2012 Faulty balloon ? Man that ain't normal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Two months in and still trying to figure out how fast she wants to take things, one week she wont leave me alone then the next its a kids/family/friends week which I dont mind but Im struggling to get a hold on 'where we are' if that makes sense. Especially as we only see each other once a week. I thought there were less games and mind reading with older women? Allow me lads. If she lets you do her up the wrong'un...your in there and she has a warm fuzzy feeling whenever your around...your "together". If she doesnt let you do her up the wrong'un and pushes you away...she's just using you because the batteries have gone and she doesnt see a future between the two of you. Simples! She's told me she is head over heels and feels bad when she cant se eme and its brilliant when were together. Its probably more to do with me over analysing the situation, wanting too much too soon and letting my own worries get the better of me. I knew what I was letting myself in for when starting to go out with someone with kids but its at a stage now where i want to see her more often. Im guessing she's making sure im definitley worth it before introducing me to the kids and stuff and getting more serious or what not. Dunno, probably just my own insecurities taking over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 I've seen Paddywhack's wiener, it makes me sad to think about it :cry: Is white stuff normal around the end of it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Its probably more to do with me over analysing the situation It is. Don't try and quantify your relationship, just enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 I've sucked Paddywhack's wiener, it makes me sad to think about it :cry: My mouth is normally around the end of it?? Christ on a bike!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 16, 2012 Author Share Posted March 16, 2012 Its probably more to do with me over analysing the situation It is. Don't try and quantify your relationship, just enjoy it. This! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Easier said than done mind. Enjoying a relationship is easy when you're together, but time apart gives plenty of opportunity for compulsive worriers to analyse themselves into a quivering wreck. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Faulty balloon ? Man that ain't normal I'm sure it is. Guys? You with me? ..guys? It's only for a few seconds, it sorts itself out. It's like the 'blood rush' is being too rushed and it doesn't like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Its probably more to do with me over analysing the situation It is. Don't try and quantify your relationship, just enjoy it. This! I thought as much. Nothing more annoying though than wanting to see your bird more often than she's able to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 16, 2012 Author Share Posted March 16, 2012 Two months in and still trying to figure out how fast she wants to take things, one week she wont leave me alone then the next its a kids/family/friends week which I dont mind but Im struggling to get a hold on 'where we are' if that makes sense. Especially as we only see each other once a week. I thought there were less games and mind reading with older women? Allow me lads. If she lets you do her up the wrong'un...your in there and she has a warm fuzzy feeling whenever your around...your "together". If she doesnt let you do her up the wrong'un and pushes you away...she's just using you because the batteries have gone and she doesnt see a future between the two of you. Simples! She's told me she is head over heels and feels bad when she cant se eme and its brilliant when were together. Its probably more to do with me over analysing the situation, wanting too much too soon and letting my own worries get the better of me. I knew what I was letting myself in for when starting to go out with someone with kids but its at a stage now where i want to see her more often. Im guessing she's making sure im definitley worth it before introducing me to the kids and stuff and getting more serious or what not. Dunno, probably just my own insecurities taking over. This was a massive thing for the woman I am seeing. It took me 2 and a bit months before I even met the kid. I suppose it is, as I am sure you know, accepting that at best you will be No.2 in her life. I found once she trusted me with the kid we all went out together and the quantity and quality of the time spent together became a lot better. Hang in there pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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