JMilnereatsnails Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I look at my Wife and can't help but think that is this what I'm stuck with for the rest of (or at least the best part of ) my life? Then I look in the mirror and realise I've probably got the better end of the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted November 1, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 1, 2011 I look at my Wife and can't help but think that is this what I'm stuck with for the rest of (or at least the best part of ) my life? Then I look in the mirror and realise I've probably got the better end of the deal. Bwahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Mate of mine was chasing a girl at work that was flirting with him in a big way, dates were arranged and 6 times she cancelled at the last minuit. I told him that she was one of these girks that if you **** her up against the wall by her throat she would love you. His next text flirting he told her straight, "**** off you time wasting bitch" and followed by replies to other texts saying the same thing. Now he has had 4 months( and no replies off him at all) of what i can only call a stalker and wont leave him alone. **** up women or what! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zak Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Bet: I will Donate £10 to Villa talk if Dante does not screw her sexy little brains out during the month of November Any takers? Hows that for incentive? oh and my thoughts: Id smash it, then again i seem to have this situation alot and i much prefer it to a one night stand! They know exactly how i like Zak Jr to be treated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted November 1, 2011 Author Share Posted November 1, 2011 Bet: I will Donate £10 to Villa talk if Dante does not screw her sexy little brains out during the month of November Any takers? I'll take that bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zak Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 i of course would trust you to advise if the situation occured if you werent in the bet not sure if you are in the bet though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted November 1, 2011 Author Share Posted November 1, 2011 It's for a good cause (the site) and I'm sure a few users would vouch that I wouldn't lie about it. If I sleep with her in November I'll donate a tenner to VT If I don't sleep with her in November you donate a tenner to VT Unless somebody else wants to take my place so I'm effectively impartial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Unless somebody else wants to take my place Wait... so, I can shag her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted November 1, 2011 Author Share Posted November 1, 2011 Unless somebody else wants to take my place Wait... so, I can shag her? For a tenner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 So is Dante allowed to get a blowie of her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zak Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 It's for a good cause (the site) and I'm sure a few users would vouch that I wouldn't lie about it. If I sleep with her in November I'll donate a tenner to VT If I don't sleep with her in November you donate a tenner to VT Unless somebody else wants to take my place so I'm effectively impartial. If we amend "sleep with" to any sort of sexual touching, i guess im in, VT deserves a tenner in your honour for being mentaly the strongest guy in the world! A hot girl offering you, a guy who hasnt had sex in over a year, meaningless sex. Refusing that is like god like. Not trying to persuade you or anything, but you have had sex with an ex before right..... i guess its a whole other debate but in my opinion its gotta be the best sex you can have! i have never and will never sleep with a prostitute so i will never be able to compare it with that, but there has to be a reason footballers do that so im in, you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 FIVE IN THE POO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMilnereatsnails Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Tell her you are sorry, but you've contracted an STI and she needs to go get herself tested as you don't know how long you've had it. That should get rid of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted November 1, 2011 Author Share Posted November 1, 2011 Sure, I'm in. I shall check in every day in like a diary form until I either get drunk and give in or persevere :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 Day 1 - Going ok so far. Been busy at work so my mind has been on other things. Got a bowling league game tonight too so I'll be too busy to ponder of trivial things such as sex with the ex. Feeling confident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 You're just like Josh Hartnett in that really shit rom-com. What was it called? Oh yeah, Black Hawk Down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Day 1 - Going ok so far. Been busy at work so my mind has been on other things. Got a bowling league game tonight too so I'll be too busy to ponder of trivial things such as sex with the ex. Feeling confident. Ahh but has she been in touch about her declined offer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Has your ratio of w@nks increased? If so was she in them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 Has your ratio of w@nks increased? If so was she in them? I figured that would count against me in the bet so I've had to resist a furious whack over her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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