BOF Posted June 12, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 12, 2012 Use Stevo's guide. Do her thighs look like she could squat 400lbs? Yes. Must be Beyonce so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 12, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 12, 2012 There is better elsewhere in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 There is better elsewhere in here How many times have you watched those, BOF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 which pornstar filth bag. I know who the deviants are! Its gonna be a bloke, isn't it? Scumbag!!! I just did a bit of research on a Crystel Lei :winkold: Sorry dude, it was just to easy! Who she? Some sort of British porn star. She has done a fair bit of flashing in and around Villa park. There is also another one on Twitter...... @BrookeSecrets Reaearch done.....back in a minute :winkold: Knew if I left it and came back that Ad would have been the one to take on such a quest. Mr Sordid himself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 12, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 12, 2012 There is better elsewhere in here How many times have you watched those, BOF? I don't have to answer that question. You're not the boss of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Knew if I left it and came back that Ad would have been the one to take on such a quest. Mr Sordid himself! Haha why disappoint people. You sir, are the Katy Perry of VT with your teasing!!! Which one of the 2 were you on about, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 12, 2012 Author VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2012 Which one's that, then? EDIT: Not that I'm likely to remember. Her rugby player thighs are her most distinguishing feature. If ever in doubt in future ask yourself "Could this singer/actress squat 400lbs?" If the answer is yes, chances are it's Beyonce Hint: The answer is yes Edit: I see BOF was already on my wavelength Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 There is better elsewhere in here How many times have you watched those, BOF? I don't have to answer that question. You're not the boss of me. Haha I bet those gifs are stored in a folder named "Football & Beers of the World" on your desktop at home.....the wife would never know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Knew if I left it and came back that Ad would have been the one to take on such a quest. Mr Sordid himself! Haha why disappoint people. You sir, are the Katy Perry of VT with your teasing!!! Which one of the 2 were you on about, then? That Brooke Secret, fine pair on her. I googled 'Paul lambert villa manager' at work and one of her pics came up. Expecting the NHS I.T. Nazis to send me a warning any minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I didn't know she was married to Jay Z. But then you see, I don't really know who Jay Z is. Oh, I assume he's a rapper, but I literally wouldn't know Jay-Z from Ice-T from Biggie Smalls from Grandmaster Flash. You see, I've heard the names. I know Eminem is white and is really called Marshall Mathers. I might recognise one of his 'songs' - isn't there one that rips off (sorry, 'samples') Led Zeppelin? But at the end of the day, it's rap, so the filters kick in. I don't need, and I especially don't want to know anything about it. It's off the radar. It's not in my world. I know you lot have fun with my ignorance of current popular culture, but I suspect you think I'm exaggerating it. Believe me, I'm not. i don't know how old you are, but isn't this just an age thing? You say that you would know celebs pre-1970's. (beatles, etc?) so at one stage in your life, you did know current celebs. its just that you are older now, and the current crop of celebs appeal to the current younger generation (12-25). and when they get old, they won't know any of the current celebs at that time, but they'll remember the celebs of their youth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Knew if I left it and came back that Ad would have been the one to take on such a quest. Mr Sordid himself! Haha why disappoint people. You sir, are the Katy Perry of VT with your teasing!!! Which one of the 2 were you on about, then? That Brooke Secret, fine pair on her. I googled 'Paul lambert villa manager' at work and one of her pics came up. Expecting the NHS I.T. Nazis to send me a warning any minute Sounds like a regular occurrence, Rich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 12, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2012 I didn't know she was married to Jay Z. But then you see, I don't really know who Jay Z is. Oh, I assume he's a rapper, but I literally wouldn't know Jay-Z from Ice-T from Biggie Smalls from Grandmaster Flash. You see, I've heard the names. I know Eminem is white and is really called Marshall Mathers. I might recognise one of his 'songs' - isn't there one that rips off (sorry, 'samples') Led Zeppelin? But at the end of the day, it's rap, so the filters kick in. I don't need, and I especially don't want to know anything about it. It's off the radar. It's not in my world. I know you lot have fun with my ignorance of current popular culture, but I suspect you think I'm exaggerating it. Believe me, I'm not. i don't know how old you are, but isn't this just an age thing? You say that you would know celebs pre-1970's. (beatles, etc?) so at one stage in your life, you did know current celebs. its just that you are older now, and the current crop of celebs appeal to the current younger generation (12-25). and when they get old, they won't know any of the current celebs at that time, but they'll remember the celebs of their youth. Yes, of course. I now understand why my parents had absolutely no idea what I was on about when I talked about bands I loved in the late 60s. Of course, now I can 'work backwards' and enjoy much of the music (e.g. jazz) that they liked, just like my 20-something daughters are very much into Dylan, Neil Young, etc. Having said that, I probably am more cut off from current pop culture than some others of my age (Mrs. M for example). But I think that may because I AM so obsessive about the (older) stuff that I love - I just can't spare the time or attention on anything else. Whereas what you might call the 'casual listener' will happily take in whatever's around at the time, but only in a superficial, 'wallpaper-ish' way. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I didn't know she was married to Jay Z. But then you see, I don't really know who Jay Z is. Oh, I assume he's a rapper, but I literally wouldn't know Jay-Z from Ice-T from Biggie Smalls from Grandmaster Flash. You see, I've heard the names. I know Eminem is white and is really called Marshall Mathers. I might recognise one of his 'songs' - isn't there one that rips off (sorry, 'samples') Led Zeppelin? But at the end of the day, it's rap, so the filters kick in. I don't need, and I especially don't want to know anything about it. It's off the radar. It's not in my world. I know you lot have fun with my ignorance of current popular culture, but I suspect you think I'm exaggerating it. Believe me, I'm not. i don't know how old you are, but isn't this just an age thing? You say that you would know celebs pre-1970's. (beatles, etc?) so at one stage in your life, you did know current celebs. its just that you are older now, and the current crop of celebs appeal to the current younger generation (12-25). and when they get old, they won't know any of the current celebs at that time, but they'll remember the celebs of their youth. Yes, of course. I now understand why my parents had absolutely no idea what I was on about when I talked about bands I loved in the late 60s. Of course, now I can 'work backwards' and enjoy much of the music (e.g. jazz) that they liked, just like my 20-something daughters are very much into Dylan, Neil Young, etc. Having said that, I probably am more cut off from current pop culture than some others of my age (Mrs. M for example). But I think that may because I AM so obsessive about the (older) stuff that I love - I just can't spare the time or attention on anything else. Whereas what you might call the 'casual listener' will happily take in whatever's around at the time, but only in a superficial, 'wallpaper-ish' way. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it! I've used a similar theory in work. We have interweb access to the building regs plus hard copies in the office. I appear to be the only person not to be able to quote the new changes to L2. I have explained to them that I know exactly where to look for fire regs, or stair sizing or whatever so I haven't learnt it in case something important gets replaced. When asked what important thing might be lost I responded: Buzzcocks, Pete Shelley, Ever Fallen In Love? I think they understood. MJM, you say no rap, would that include the likes of Scot Gil Heron? just curious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I'm with mooney on this one I couldn't tell you the difference between Jay Z, stintchy strider, tiny temper or dizzy rascal I know who Katy perry and rihanna are but that's more through reading shit newspapers at work, I could only name you literally a couple of songs from them both That said I'm only 27 so I dont know if that actually makes me extremely sad by being so out of touch with today's music scenes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 12, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2012 MJM, you say no rap, would that include the likes of Scot Gil Heron? just curiousNo, I like GSH, have done since I heard "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" back in the 70s - although I probably don't play it more than once a year. And I don't like what came after it - much in the way I enjoyed Zep/Purple/Sabbath but not the increasingly crass metal industry that they spawned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 12, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2012 I'm with mooney on this one I couldn't tell you the difference between Jay Z, stintchy strider, tiny temper or dizzy rascal I know who Katy perry and rihanna are but that's more through reading shit newspapers at work, I could only name you literally a couple of songs from them both That said I'm only 27 so I dont know if that actually makes me extremely sad by being so out of touch with today's music scenesI know you listen to a lot of country-ish stuff, which is unusual for a 27-year old Brit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 MJM, you say no rap, would that include the likes of Scot Gil Heron? just curiousNo, I like GSH, have done since I heard "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" back in the 70s - although I probably don't play it more than once a year. And I don't like what came after it - much in the way I enjoyed Zep/Purple/Sabbath but not the increasingly crass metal industry that they spawned. and there goes my black hole of knowledge I know nothing of Zep / Purple / Sabbath One of those did 'smoke on the water', I know that much, but I wouldn't want any prize money resting on my answer. Deep Purple? I also couldn't name anyone famous from those bands, I reckon Gillan and Jimmy Paige but not sure which band. Ozzy Osbourne rings a bell as being in Purple or Sabbath. Violently opposed to all that old 'shit' when I was in school. I used to actively dislike people for having Camel or Rush written on their bag. Music stopped at around about the Yardbirds / Small Faces and didn't start again until Dr Feelgood. Silly really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 to be honest the only thing that makes it unusual is how other people completely disregard it, they hear it and turn their nose up, saying that though I dont know how many people I have got to love at least 1 townes van zandt or guy clark track but when you play it enough around them without forcing them to listen to it they often end up liking it and that is my mates who are into dub step and shit like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 oh and by the way for those who saw my post in this thread earlier on today this **** insect bite/bad aids on the side of my head is doing me **** brain in I wanna sit here and just riff the **** out of it till it bleeds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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