Dodgyknees Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Cats are evil, I hate cats, apart from Kit Kats, and Pussy, other than that, cats are evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 17, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2011 Oh FFS sake don't start on about cats again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 As my Dad has moved in with his GF and sometimes, maybe now one week every month, live with him. I have to live with a cat. I try to like him, I stroke but all he does it lie on the couch all day and try to bite and scratch me. rocket polisher. Although deep down, I like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Here, as promised. I wrote this about 10 years ago, maybe more; Slowly the monkey poured beer down his throat and followed it up as he started to gloat saying "I can drink you all under the table" it was the start of the Drunken Monkey fable Vodka and Whisky, doubles and shots the monkey kept drinking, as if he forgot no food had been eaten, just substance abuse as he stumbled on home, his legs were no use Climbing the stairs his vision were blurred he couldn't remember the night and all that occured he tripped and he stumbled and fell into bed the poor drunken monkey, was he now dead? The next morning he awoke with a fright his beer goggles off, he wore for that night and lying beside him, and looking quite chunky was a pretty ferocious same sex monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 [What the hell rhymes with Tewkesbury!?! (considering it's pronounced Chooks-bu-ree by the locals). There was a young man from Tewkesbury, whose pube-hair was girly and furry. He'd shave and he'd scrub then he'd salve and he'd rub until one day his eyesight went blurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Here, as promised. I wrote this about 10 years ago, maybe more; Slowly the monkey poured beer down his throat and followed it up as he started to gloat saying "I can drink you all under the table" it was the start of the Drunken Monkey fable Vodka and Whisky, doubles and shots the monkey kept drinking, as if he forgot no food had been eaten, just substance abuse as he stumbled on home, his legs were no use Climbing the stairs his vision were blurred he couldn't remember the night and all that occured he tripped and he stumbled and fell into bed the poor drunken monkey, was he now dead? The next morning he awoke with a fright his beer goggles off, he wore for that night and lying beside him, and looking quite chunky was a pretty ferocious same sex monkey This just made my day!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 17, 2011 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2011 Poetry is gay Haikus are by far the worst Does this make me gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 17, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2011 I think we should have a VT poetry writing competition (separate thread). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 17, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2011 There was a young man from Tewkesbury Who was challenged to "Put up your dukes, Terry!" But being astute He hid in some fruit Now every day he pukes berry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 theunderstudy has found me on facebook... woe is me, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 He wont/can't find me, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I think I found the Understudy on Facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Well you can't put an anagram of your full name on VT in the past and expect me not to eventually work it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 WTF...as much as I have great posting respect for Andrew, but isn't that a bit sad!? well unless he just happened to come across you but given his previous stalking rates, I've got a feeling, a lot of work went into this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 What was the anagram? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 It was when I was browsing the start of the Useless Trivia thread actually! (see your DMs Jonno ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 It was when I was browsing the start of the Useless Trivia thread actually! (see your DMs Jonno )My what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Direct Messages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 what's a direct message? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudevillaisnice Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 PM's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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