ClaretMahoney Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Of course i have. What kind of **** stupid question was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted October 18, 2008 Author Share Posted October 18, 2008 Of course i have. What kind of **** stupid question was that? Yea, mine are quite nice today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdabush Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Every time, my friend, every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Audibly, yes. Aroma wise, errrr, no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villab0y Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Ive got a yes for both Rob, mmmmm tasty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 18, 2008 VT Supporter Share Posted October 18, 2008 Everyone loves their own brand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevillain Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 I bottle mine. velly velly cheap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 shouldn't the question be "have you ever NOT enjoyed one of your own farts " ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsby Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 What is there not to enjoy?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Audibly, yes. Aroma wise, errrr, no You should always try to remain positioned "in the eye of the fart" where you are immune from its stench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 They still talk in hushed tones at work about me and "the dried apricots" day. People were petioning my boss to send me home ill, despite me claiming I felt fine. - I'd ben eating the aformmentioned fruit, which includes a lot of fibre, and a but of sulphur apparantly as preservative. Ok, I did get the shits with it for about half an hour, but everyone was "impressed" if thats the word, with an aroma that was making people gag physically 20 yards away. People were unable to continue to work at their desks close to the epicentre. As a veggie I can be a bit windy, but "dried apricot" day was a very special day indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Juju, im whoring one of my own posts here but there is a stat you will probably like in the Hull vs West Ham thread. :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Well, it would be a happy hour indeed for me to see that scoreline. If Hull win, we should all get up off our knees, and perhaps unfurl our banners declaring it a flag day. I'd be anxious if it was still 0-0 at half time. After a pint of reverends revenge, I might be sitting on the fence thinking about who I'd prefer to win. If weveryone wanted a west ham win, I'ds not want to be a sheep like everyone else over there in the away end. I think, for a minute that a west ham win might help us, but if we're not deep into injury time with a goal up, thinking about the stewards letting us out into the night to celebrate our win and our freedom, then whats following football all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witton_Lane Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 I enjoyed one particularly loud one I dropped at the Open a few years back that caused Vijay Singh to step back from his putt amidst a ton of sniggering from the galleries - I used that trick that Chevy Chase did in 'Spies Like Us' and turned and gave the bloke next to me a thoroughly disgusted look, and everyone else copied me Another all time great was the one I dropped on the dance floor of the Blue Angel in Seel St, Liverpool years ago. It was a studenty type place but I loved it there, tiny crowded dance floor whcih was great for cheap gropes. Anyway I'd had a bad sweet and sour the night before and one pump cleared the entire floor it was great. The scouse bird dancing next to me and my mate turned green and had her hand to her mouth trying to prevent herself from spewing, yes it was that bad. I didn't even attempt to blame anyone else for that one, I wanted all the credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezza Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Every time, my friend, every time Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Perhaps "have you ever followed through" should have been added to the poll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 Could have heated the house for the coming winter with the amount of natural gas I've brewed this year. 20 years worth in 10 months I reckon. Older VTers do you actually fart more now? Can I simply put it down to moving in with my veggie girlfriend? Bit of both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy178 Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 My farts are fine specimens, utilising a wide palette of aromas and scents to create a unique reaction in every situation. I do enjoy my farts, because I can look forward to guessing what they will smell like next! I just fart when I'm bored, and playing 'Guess the smell' keeps me amused for the next 10 minutes. Piece of advice, do not let off a squelcher just as you're moving in for the kill with a lady friend. It doesn't endear you to them. If it does, I would advise never seeing such lady friends again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyShears Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 I had a mate who always did high end SBDs. He used to share them on a crowded tube in rush hour, used to keep a dead straight face. The fact that he was small made the smell even more disgusting for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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