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Witton_Lane

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    Dexter

    Apparently Hall is divorcing that bird who plays his sister so there's something to look forward to for the next series....they may replace her for a woman that actually has tits. Sofia Vergara would be my choice. Wrong accent and all that but who'd complain?
  2. Yep, that's pretty much what I said, only worded differently Should be a rematch though, that point deduction had an impact if your scorecard is correct.
  3. Oh and Joe Cortez should be shot for that point deduction, what a blithering idiot he is....
  4. Not sure his chin has matured, might have got slightly better with the move up in weight but he seems to actually realise that when tagged it's better to cover up and move backwards now. I don't like him but he's showing huge improvements since the Prescott blow-out. He's a bit like Wlad Klitschko, he got blown out by Sanders and seeimingly learnt his lesson but will always be one good punch away from defeat, same as Khan.
  5. I have to say at this point that Jim Watt is s **** idiot...he had Khan 6 points up :shock: That was a very close fight, I wouldn't argue with a judge scoring it either way, but 6 points? **** off you biased Jock clearing in the woods. Needs a rematch, but credit to both guys much as I hate to say it, that was a war. Great fight, and I never thought I'd ever say that about a Khan fight.
  6. If anyone has a stream for the Khan fight then feel free to share it.....I ain't paying £15 to watch that prick fight!!
  7. Works parties are shit....been to a few in my time and it's always same old same old. Things have changed in recent years too, I know someone that got sacked for an altercation at an Xmas party...not a fight, she got physically attacked and because she defended herself lost her job. **** em, go out with your mates instead, you can kick off all you like then.
  8. I quite like that stuff I've been drinking, not too dry, not too sweet, and it doesn't have a kick like a Peter Sutcliffe hammer attack like that Amber Jack stuff :shock: I'm back on Tesco dry cider now, my staple. Not bad as it happens, not sweet at all and only £2.90 for 3 litres.... I suspect this is the wrong thread for this kind of talk though. Let's move it to Krulaks thread
  9. And YOU call Wlad a pussy? Lol. Couldn't get my calibration right, was pretty pissed after 3 litres and then drank 2 more pints of normal cider afterwards....t'was an all day hangover yesterday and I went to bed with Horlicks and a book last night to detox. Back on the 5.3% stuff tonight....AJ is a little too sweet for me too to be honest. Back on the Aston Manor stuff, lining Ellis's pockets. Oh and Wlad is a pussy, I'd knock him out myself but I'm getting a bit long in the tooth now.
  10. Erm....ever think it might not have actually been him, Amir? What a prick he is, honestly. He'll be claiming he could beat up Haye next because he refused his friend invitation on facebook or something.
  11. I'm not paying £15 in the hope that Khan gets his egg chin shattered either....I'll watch it on the tinterweb for **** all. Don't know what's worse about Khan winning, his posturing or his trainers Joey Deacon impression.
  12. I assume there was more than a 1% chance he might lose then? Of course there was. He was fighting a crazy bastard who's not scared and is more than willing to fight back, unlike recent Klitschko victims. Back injury my **** wart infested hairy old scrotum, he's pussied it. Oh and I'm never drinking Amber Jack ever again :x
  13. Ha ha. Bad influence that Wardle fella. :winkold: There's some cheap red plonk (and a whit version but I can't vouch for it) in Tesco at the moment. Some spanish thing - Vina Albali for £3 a pop. Worth a try as it's doing okay for me. Yep, never listening to him again. In fact I think I might be permanently deaf by morning thanks to this stuff and I'll never listen to anybody again period. . You **** poove :-) You never warned me about the dental consequences you rocket polisher.
  14. You certainly did know more than I did, mate. My dispute would be whether it were the first time. I don't think it is. Well if that's the case then you're a fine bluffer my friend. I'll never play poker with you that's for sure
  15. Does that mean for the first time even in a thread, that I knew something that you didn't? This could be a monumental moment if you admit it..... 8)
  16. To be Frank, I've never tried it. :winkold: Smart arse Pretty good golfer in his day actually....but he's better at making wine. He's no Tom Watson though. Tom never made it, he just drank it. A lot of it, by all accounts! **** toothache is getting worse, thanks Wardle!!
  17. Ha ha. Bad influence that Wardle fella. :winkold: There's some cheap red plonk (and a whit version but I can't vouch for it) in Tesco at the moment. Some spanish thing - Vina Albali for £3 a pop. Worth a try as it's doing okay for me. Yep, never listening to him again. In fact I think I might be permanently deaf by morning thanks to this stuff and I'll never listen to anybody again period. The one drink I can't take is red wine, it really **** me up badly. I used to be a wine drinker but I only ever really enjoyed good Sauvignon Blanc, served ice cold. I'm an alcoholic, but a relatively fussy one Nobilo was always a great drink as I recall but you're looking at about 7 quid a bottle.
  18. I would, but I'm having extreme diccifulty typing right now :shock: Only had 2.5 pints and I feel wankered :oops: Serves you right for following Rob's advice. Tell me about it, I'm on my 4th pint now and I've got a sugar rush, totally wankered and I can feel a toothache coming on. Tastes OK and all that but I get the feeling they cover up the alcohol taste with sugar, this can't be good for me but that's never put me off drink yet.
  19. Just spotted on the side of the bottle it says "created in Somerset" What the ****? "Created"????? What happened to MAKING cider?
  20. I would, but I'm having extreme diccifulty typing right now :shock: Only had 2.5 pints and I feel wankered :oops:
  21. Neither have Australia. Also, England won the awards for best technical bid or whatever, but apparently that didn't figure in FIFA's considerations at all. I can understand losing out but garnering just 2 votes (or 1 in Australia's case) despite having far and away the best infrastructure suggests strongly to me that something fishy is going on at FIFA (surprise). I never disputed that something fishy is going on....but that doesn't mean that the wrong countries were awarded the World Cup. OK maybe Australia deserved to win it ahead of Qatar but who's to say they won't put on a great tournament in 12 years time? England for me didn't deserve it ahead of Russia who have never had the chance to hold it until now. If there were bribes involved then yes that's wrong but it doesn't change the basic fact that Russia has more claim to host the World Cup than England in 2018.
  22. Really don't understand the fuss personally. We've held it before, Russia hasn't so they deserve their chance. Bribery may or may not have been involved but the point is that it's a World sport....Russia has never had the World Cup and neither has Qatar. Lot of over-reaction to this if you ask me, and let's face it when you get a thick word removed like Beckham to speak up for you in your presentation, and an inbred berk like William then you're doomed from the start.
  23. You have rage issues Speaking as someone who got arrested for kicking in an ATM once, he's an amateur. What did the ATM do to you? Munch your card? Yes :x It wasn't because I'd got my pin wrong or anything, what had happened was my company had floated that week, I made a sizeable amount in shares and took the week off to misbehave. I misbehaved in a way Ozzy Osbourne would have been proud of, actually :oops: Anyway, was getting a taxi home about 3am, think it was a Wednesday night and I'd been up town drinking and enjoying myself. Had to stop at the ATM on the way home to pay for the taxi fare - put in my pin, it refused to give me money, I was drunk as a skunk, tried again, it refused again and the 3rd time I tried it swallowed the card - I was asking for £50 and had about £10,000 in the bank at the time. Turns out the bank (Lloyds TSB) had a rule in place at the time (not sure if it still does) that if you withdraw more than £1000 in cash in less than a week then it will refuse you any more for security reasons :x I lost my temper, booted the ATM several times, and the frontage of the bank too, and Lloyds TSB have glass frontages....there was CCTV outside the bank and I got a nice wake up call about 3 months later at 6am to get arrested. The coppers played back the video footage to me in the station, there's nothing more sobering than seeing yourself drunk and angry I can tell you. They were both laughing to their credit and giving me kudos for doing so much damage in such a short space of time. I was actually cringeing with embarrassment and these 2 berks who were supposed to be lecturing me were **** enjoying it Got away with a caution for criminal damage and was asked to apologise to the bank which I point blank refused to do, the coppers didn't give a shit about that to be fair as they saw my side of the story. It was my money, they had no right to refuse me access to it. They got their windows replaced by the insurance and I had to **** walk home that night because the taxi driver shat himself and **** off :x Oh and I moved all my accounts to HSBC about a month later.
  24. You have rage issues Speaking as someone who got arrested for kicking in an ATM once, he's an amateur.
  25. "Oh can I pay by card" "oh here it is" "oops wrong way round" "Pin?" "I've got it here somewhere, that's it (reads PIN out loud whilst typing it in)" It is amazing that people are surprised that they need to pay once they get to a checkout. Went to the supermarket yesterday and got the all time classic old word removed in front of me in the queue. ALL the tills were rammed so I was pleased to find one with just the one woman in front of me, even though she'd got a fully trolley. She then proceeded to lay out THREE of those "next customer please" things on the **** conveyor belt and sort the shopping into seperate piles.....bagged it all up seperately and paid for all 4 lots with different cards and using different Tesco clubcard things for all of them too :x She even had the nerve to give me a big smile and say "ooh I bet you joined a different queue now don't you....." No, I love standing around playing pocket snooker for 20 minutes when I'm only buying a crate of cider and some spuds, you doddery old cobweb-snatched old bozo :x
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