Qwpzxjor1 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Please don't say this thread has sunk as low as dead baby jokes? I'm not a killjoy who bitches and moans that they are sick and not funny, I have laughed at most of them in the past - but they've had their time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 29, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 29, 2010 What's brown and sticky? A shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Whats white and silly ? A windowsill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted June 29, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 29, 2010 What's brown and sticky? A shit What's brown and sticky? Anal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 what's worse than finding a maggot in your apple? being raped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Bin Dunne Robert I'll need proof, as is the new "rule" ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Whats worse than being raped? Dying whilst being raped. - What is worse than dying whilst being raped? Being resusitated once you died of being raped and then being raped to death again. bad innit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! that's the least of your worries you've got cancer. dats bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Whats funnier than a rape victim with cancer who caught HIV from sniffing a dead monkeys pants? Nothing. pretty tame by your standards KL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Whats funnier than a rape victim with cancer who caught HIV from sniffing a dead monkeys pants? Nothing. pretty tame by your standards KL Chappy, tell everyone that joke you said in your summerhouse... The one about the fancy dress party.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 'Dark Pudding?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 "Black Pudding" lol... or the original was "Black Dessert".... :bonk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 What's the difference between Emile Heskey and Harvey Price ?..... No, seriously, what is the difference ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soprano Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Police have received a missing person report. Fat scouse clearing in the woods called Rooney who went missing in Africa 2 weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soprano Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Q. Why were the bakers hands brown. A. Because he needed a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 haaa you got it wrong!!! its Kneaded..spaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Alimantado Posted June 29, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 29, 2010 It's kneaded actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 haaa you got it wrong!!! its Kneeded..spaz I believe the phrase the kids use these days is... "Epic Fail". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 What chu talking about wallis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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