Xela Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 When slagging someone off, don't forget to check that they aren't standing behind you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted May 11, 2015 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 11, 2015 When slagging someone off, don't forget to check that they aren't standing behind you. Related item, a couple of years ago... running club evening, heading back to the clubhouse. I turn to my mate and say "Where's Lyndsey?" He says "Who's that?" I say "You know Lyndsey... the one with the HYOOOGE knockers" (doing hand actions). I turn around and she's right behind me. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 When slagging someone off, don't forget to check that they aren't standing behind you.Related item, a couple of years ago... running club evening, heading back to the clubhouse. I turn to my mate and say "Where's Lyndsey?" He says "Who's that?" I say "You know Lyndsey... the one with the HYOOOGE knockers" (doing hand actions). I turn around and she's right behind me. Good job you didn't mention her big knackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 never piss in the wind and never wind when taking a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Don't run with a canoe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 If you are repairing something and a huntsman spider jumps on your knee, dont hit it with the hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 If two girls come back to your house and you get with one, always get up before her and tell her friend nothing happened and get with her too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 When you go to a dance/club or something simelar, always sit where you can see who is going to the toilet because every woman in the place will go to the toilet at least once.That way you get to check them all out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 You can also time them and work out if they're having a poo or wee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I thought women always poo? They don't even have urinals. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 The reason they dont have urinals is there is no lid, so they cant moan about leaving the lid up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I thought women always poo? They don't even have urinals. You idiot, they just stand at the toilet instead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted May 13, 2015 Author Share Posted May 13, 2015 Aah, it's never too late to have a happy childhood, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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