ThunderPower_14 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Masturbate early and masturbate often. You never know when your missus is going to come home at lunch on your day off and wreck your afternoon plans 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 A few years back I was sitting at my desk at work and I could feel a huge bogey up my honker. It was tickling so I kept rubbing my nose until I thought I'd best go to the toilet to sort this out. On the way the there I had a few quick chats with people I bumped into, including two good looking gals. When I finally managed to look in the mirror, I immediately saw the bogey (which was about the size of a pea) sat proudly on the knot of my tie. The girls from the lift? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 A few years back I was sitting at my desk at work and I could feel a huge bogey up my honker. It was tickling so I kept rubbing my nose until I thought I'd best go to the toilet to sort this out. On the way the there I had a few quick chats with people I bumped into, including two good looking gals. When I finally managed to look in the mirror, I immediately saw the bogey (which was about the size of a pea) sat proudly on the knot of my tie. The girls from the lift? One of them, yup! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaglint Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Check the reviews from places you buy from online! Just bought a coffee table which was damaged when we opened it. They are saying I have to wait in for three days for them to collect it...not a great service. Despite me going crazy they wouldnt budge at all. At least let me move address to work so now I have to take a 40kg box to work. I have now checked their previous reviews and they are 99% phenomenally negative. Out of interest the company is called Home Discount Ltd VT'ers consider yourselves warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Don't eat worcester sauce french fries then rub your eye straight after 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Don't eat yellow snow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Don't shout at random people in the street. They tend not to like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Dont invite your mothers neighbours 16 year old daughter to an afterparty when you are drunk as hell.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Don't eat worcester sauce french fries then rub your eye straight after Oooh, I'm glad you added 'then rub your eye straight after' to the end of that sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted March 28, 2015 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted March 28, 2015 Dont invite your mothers neighbours 16 year old daughter to an afterparty when you are drunk as hell.. 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted March 28, 2015 Author Share Posted March 28, 2015 NV has won the internet this day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Dont get pissed out of your skull in a weatherspoons on a Friday night and chat up a woman expecting a 1 night stand or you could end up still being with her 5 years later 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Dont get pissed out of your skull in a weatherspoons on a Friday night and chat up a woman expecting a 1 night stand or you could end up still being with her 5 years laterhttp://youtu.be/bNSIymy_Goc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Dont invite your mothers neighbours 16 year old daughter to an afterparty when you are drunk as hell.. In sweden it's not illegal to have sex with a 16 year old, and have you seen how the 16 year olds look these days ? hard to say if she is 16 or 26.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted March 28, 2015 Moderator Share Posted March 28, 2015 Dont invite your mothers neighbours 16 year old daughter to an afterparty when you are drunk as hell.. In sweden it's not illegal to have sex with a 16 year old, and have you seen how the 16 year olds look these days ? hard to say if she is 16 or 26.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Dont invite your mothers neighbours 16 year old daughter to an afterparty when you are drunk as hell.. In sweden it's not illegal to have sex with a 16 year old, and have you seen how the 16 year olds look these days ? hard to say if she is 16 or 26.. A girl of 15 would be illegal in the UK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 She looks alot like this 16 year old singer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKNLoJSV8Qk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 She looks alot like this 16 year old singer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKNLoJSV8Qk Well in that case, DHUTWU. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted May 11, 2015 Author Share Posted May 11, 2015 When catching a quick, admiring, glance at an attractive person, always check that a small toddler isn't toddling across your path, in danger of being knocked screaming to the ground and causing something of an awkward scene. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted May 11, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted May 11, 2015 When you get drunk on a canal boat, when you get off it, don't try and fireman's carry your mates 8 year old daughter because it will lead to blood, screaming and embarrassment. On the plus side, it was a hell of a piledriver. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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