Ponky Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Pastaway. A guy gets marooned on a desert island and dies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Enemy of the Tate - art critic attempts to break in to a gallery he was banned from due to having moderate opinions. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Aging Bull - Male cattle get old. Aging Bull -- a children's comedy about a geriatric gentle-but-misunderstood bull Spike and his zany efforts to woo the much younger Daisy. Oh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Ho Framed Roger Rabbitt - Roger Rabbit is framed by a prostitute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 The Ion King - a world class physicist find out that Ions are really important and gets voted in by the upper most physicist council to become king of the Ions. Eddie Murphy again demonstrates his range with this serious representation of a physicist. Watch out for the movie bloopers when the Ion Kings mothers (again, played by Murphy) tits keep getting bigger throughout the film. Murphy plays all part of the film, including all 4,531 extras in the battle scenes. 9.5/10 Gosford gazette. Review by Harry Wankstat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted March 5, 2015 Author Share Posted March 5, 2015 Now White - Michael Jackson, the documentary 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 3:10 to Yum - A man and his prisoner endure a tense wait for a delicious meal. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avfc96 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Now White - Michael Jackson, the documentary The best one so far, apart from my Diana one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villarocker Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 When arry met Sally - Jim White narrated documentary about Harry 'candleface' Redknapp's failed attempt to sign the Togolese Zidane. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted March 5, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 5, 2015 The Philadelphia Tory -- a rom-com about a young rather serious gent from Chesham who emigrates to America's City of Brotherly Love only to find no American girls want to date a man who thinks "the power of entrepreneurialism" makes good pillow talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 The X-Fil's - A epic biopic of a man turned woman that used to be call Phil. Like Schinder's List, everything is filmed in Black and White, apart from Phils todger, which is red because it's a subtle representation of how oppressed women are in East Asia and a stance against the racial tension seen in Tanzania. Eamon Holmes at his best - The Daily Triangle. Review by Bob Bottleworth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villarocker Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Lack Beauty - Katie Price's biopic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Madgascar - An American Muscle car is really furious that his wife (played by Sally from Coronation Street) has cheated on him with his own Nephew (played by John Wayne). A real time action flick with very clever costume design, for a minute I actually thought Bob Hoskins was a Muscle car - 9.5/10. Review by Bernard Bakershawbert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villarocker Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Tar Wars - True story about two companies who go head to head in a battle to win the contract to re-surface the potholed roads of the UK. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Fro' Hell - Johnny Depp reprises his role as the bloke that tries to catch Jack the Ripper, apart from he has an Afro. This stops him from safely passing through doorways and leads to much hilarity. Gary Oldman reprised his role as an Afro very well indeed. 9.5/10 - Dickbird cumberswatch (Afterglow blowhole) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Gone Gil - a remarkably slow burning drama documeting a fish's transformation into a mammal. / niche spanish film dramatising the transfer of Carlos Gil to Aston Villa. translated from the original '¡adios! Carlos!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Ambo: First Blood Part II - A newly qualified paramedic has another go at taking his first blood sample. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Analyze Hat: Billy Crystal attempts to revive film career with a latest shrink film, comedically examining the mid life crisis of an animated head garment. Voiced by Larry David. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Mu - Underwhelming prequel to The Life of Pi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Dead Ma's Shoes - 2 brothers attempt to recover their late mother's shoes that she lost on an orienteering trip in Matlock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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