Dodgyknees Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 She has the same body type as Zooey! Kate's face is is like an alien (Icke, get here now!), her body has zero shape. Zooey has a lot more shape. Looking at a naked Kate would be like looking at a naked Peter Crouch in a wig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 (edited) She has the same body type as Zooey! Zooey Deschanel would be the biggest let down in history, she's not overly attractive (inc her hairy ass arms) and her body could be replicated with any number of people on the internet. Is that GIF meant to make me change my mind? She's completely average, you see hundreds of her a day. Absolutely not looking to make you change your mind, its personal taste, its merely to say, in the confines of this thread that no, you are wrong, and one less male that finds her attractive is one less male I have to kill should she be on the look out for a suitor. Edited September 3, 2014 by Seat68 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 (edited) I mean... it's like a witch! And this... Edited September 3, 2014 by dodgyknees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 thats one ropey picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Zooey was born on Jan 17th, how cool. Same birthday's. Makes her mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted September 3, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 3, 2014 Nothing but a poor man's Katy Perry but I'd still slum it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Nothing but a poor man's Katy Perry but I'd still slum it. Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel, thats sandwich I would like to be in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed. Your keeper gloves cannot save my balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Its been said before, but Rachel Riley would be awesome! I actually know Rachel, puts things a little in perspective to understand how devestated these girls will be about the leaks. Sorry to kill the mood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Zooey was born on Jan 17th, how cool. Same birthday's. Makes her mine! That's my brothers birthday. You'll have to fight him. He's big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Zooey was born on Jan 17th, how cool. Same birthday's. Makes her mine! That's my brothers birthday. You'll have to fight him. He's big. I can wrestle like the best, bring it on! Winner gets Zooey, or Eliza if Zooey is unwilling (or asleep). *Non contractual agreement to fight, terms not agreed and the fight can be cancelled at any time on my say so. If the fight is to go ahead, I can choose one person to take my place at random. Agree below to these terms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Eliza > Zooey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Eliza > Zooey Oh yes. I only follow her on twitter for the bikini pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Seriously, check out her twitter pics. It's like a leak in itself. https://twitter.com/elizadoolittle/status/486654455526719488/photo/1 I shall depart this thread now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Zooey's nice but I prefer Cece. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted September 3, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 3, 2014 Its been said before, but Rachel Riley would be awesome! I actually know Rachel, puts things a little in perspective to understand how devestated these girls will be about the leaks. Sorry to kill the mood... Thats okay, you can make it up to us by giving us access to her i Cloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Its been said before, but Rachel Riley would be awesome! I actually know Rachel, puts things a little in perspective to understand how devestated these girls will be about the leaks. Sorry to kill the mood... You lucky b******. Perhaps "know" means they bumped into her in the street once and uttered something unintelligible then scurried away with an embarrassing erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Its been said before, but Rachel Riley would be awesome! I actually know Rachel, puts things a little in perspective to understand how devestated these girls will be about the leaks. Sorry to kill the mood... You lucky b******. Perhaps "know" means they bumped into her in the street once and uttered something unintelligible then scurried away with an embarrassing erection. Nothing embarrassing about that erection, I'd sport that chubby proudly. His or yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Kate Upton's unfettered breasts are wonderful. Big, real, no plastic. Yummy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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