darrenm Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 No wonder I'm on the bench, I'm short and fat. I'm really 12 st 6 lb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 You know, he's dutch and I'm a swedish viking. He know he can't beat me in a combat. Our dressing room is just fine, btw. Where's that gaffer, now? Who is our gaffer? Vikings... cute. They'd be no match for the Royal Netherlands Bicycle Regiment. Stood up to the Nazis.... not for long but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 You know, he's dutch and I'm a swedish viking. He know he can't beat me in a combat. Our dressing room is just fine, btw. Where's that gaffer, now? Who is our gaffer? Vikings... cute. They'd be no match for the Royal Netherlands Bicycle Regiment. Stood up to the Nazis.... not for long but still... There's the problem right there. No Lycra 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 You know, he's dutch and I'm a swedish viking. He know he can't beat me in a combat. Our dressing room is just fine, btw. Where's that gaffer, now? Who is our gaffer? Vikings... cute. They'd be no match for the Royal Netherlands Bicycle Regiment. Stood up to the Nazis.... not for long but still... There's the problem right there. No Lycra Of course, Lycra makes you invincible, right? That's how cyclists get away with weaving in and out of traffic without looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Bicycles? Vikings ate bicycles for breakfast. Or at least had been if they had existed when they were around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B94villa Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Thats looks like something out of a Clarkson autobiography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 You know, he's dutch and I'm a swedish viking. He know he can't beat me in a combat. Our dressing room is just fine, btw. Where's that gaffer, now? Who is our gaffer? If I'm playing between a Dutch left back, and a Swedish right sided central defender, does that make me Martin Laursen? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Bicycles are why we lost Singapore to the Japanese in WW2. Oh, and I'm not 41 for another six years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Bouma, Laursen, Mellberg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 26, 2014 Author Share Posted August 26, 2014 The simming is taking forever so I stopped it on the 20th of October to check how our hardy lads are getting on. First we'll check up on... DHUTWU United Played: 8 Won: 0 Drawn: 0 Lost: 8 Scored: 5 Conceded: 35 Highlights included a 7-0 thrashing by the Villa ( ) and a 4-3 loss to West Ham. POTS so far: Stevo985 Top goalscorer: Stevo985 (3) Word Removed FC Played: 8 Won: 0 Drawn: 1 Lost: 7 Scored: 5 Conceded: 26 Battered 7-0 by Spurs and 5-0 by United. 2-2 draw with West Ham puts our only points on the board. POTS so far: stwefano Top goalscorer: stwefano (2) Going to carry on simming it now until the derby 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 We got a point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B94villa Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 (edited) Gypsy curse, obviously... Edited August 26, 2014 by B94villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Gypsy curse, obviously... What did we do to upset Robbie Savage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B94villa Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Gypsy curse, obviously... What did we do to upset Robbie Savage? Not enough. Weird though he tipped us for a CL spot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Gypsy curse, obviously... I'll wank in all four corners of the pitch, if we can't get Barry Fry to piss in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 26, 2014 Author Share Posted August 26, 2014 Average attendances are in... Word Removed FC: 43k DHUTWU United: 1.1k 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 The simming is taking forever so I stopped it on the 20th of October to check how our hardy lads are getting on. First we'll check up on... DHUTWU United Played: 8 Won: 0 Drawn: 0 Lost: 8 Scored: 5 Conceded: 35 Highlights included a 7-0 thrashing by the Villa ( ) and a 4-3 loss to West Ham. POTS so far: Stevo985 Top goalscorer: Stevo985 (3) Word Removed FC Played: 8 Won: 0 Drawn: 1 Lost: 7 Scored: 5 Conceded: 26 Battered 7-0 by Spurs and 5-0 by United. 2-2 draw with West Ham puts our only points on the board. POTS so far: stwefano Top goalscorer: stwefano (2) Going to carry on simming it now until the derby Have I been injured? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 (edited) Average attendances are in... Word Removed FC: 43k DHUTWU United: 1.1k Yeah, but all our fans are proper VTers. All your fans are from London football forums. Edited August 26, 2014 by dAVe80 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Yes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 26, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 26, 2014 Will this get me a new contract? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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