Two hunters are in a wood. THey are walking along when suddenly, one slips on a rock and smacks his head against a rock, and lies unmoving. THe other turns round and goes over to his pal, and checks his pulse... it's very weak and he's not breathing, and his friend's face has gone waxen and pale, so he rings the emergency services. "Hello?" Answers the operator. "Hi," says the hunter "We're in the woods and my friend has slipped on a rock, he's not breathing, he's waxen andI think he might be dead" The operator answers "Well, he might not be dead, first of all you have to make sure he IS dead" There is then a loing pause, interrupted by a loud gunshot, then the hunter comes back on the phone "Now what?"