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theunderstudy

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  1. Comes to something when the Beeb say "9 times out of 10 that would have been given"
  2. Boggies 1-0 down! Gera "not good enough" for them, scored for the Cottagers.
  3. Pizza in oven, District 9 in the DVD player, can of Carlsberg....
  4. I must have gone on a bad night Pie Face. Worcester isn't a very good night out, however last time I went out there, i ended up hanging upside down in a kids playpark with my socks on my hands at 4 am.
  5. Sin.... Tramps... That's it. Pig and drum is a shit pub, its not a brilliant night out full stop let alone stag-worthy. You'd be better off having a night out in Brum or going abroad!
  6. Or for that matter, paedophilia? It's a joke, you need to lighten up a bit more.
  7. Firstly I neither condone nor encourage domestic abuse. But it's a joke thread, some jokes are a little risque, a lot of jokes make you wince. So why is that joke uber-offensive yet joking about grannies and hypothermia isn't?
  8. I'm going, not a STH, so if we do get to Wembley I may as well get me BH nice and healthy!
  9. General - What game are you planning to attend next... And have you sampled one of our famous balti pies?
  10. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice.
  11. Loads of things along the lines of "Steed's lost his zippo, and then it fell out of Titus' pocket. Strange." Carroll is a knobjockey. 1) He's a Geordie 2) He plays for Scumcastle 3) He's got a ponytail. Bleurgh, ponytail! *Vomits in bin* 4) He's a c.u.n.t. 5) He broke his own teammates jaw WHEN HE SLEPT WITH HIS TEAMMATES W/G! 6) He beat up his girlfriend. 7) he scored a hat-trick against us. What a jeb-end.
  12. Anyone seen the fake Simon Mignolet account? Or the KevinandAndy account, both on Twitter? FAF
  13. And socks and of course underwear. I also did a fecking lot of research on the company and practuced my "keen, interesting face" and nooded a lot and exagerrated my personal qualities somewhat But hey ho, I've been employed two years since then, and I've been in it since school so its all good. Am I the only person who despises ties?
  14. "We're not fickle Martin.... We just really like Hou."
  15. The manner in which he left us was vengeful, childish and unnacceptable to fans who had supported him and chanted his name. I thank him for his work he did, but I will not boo him, and I will cheer for Gerard even louder.
  16. I went - Smart trousers, smart shirt, shoes, no tie. Got the job.
  17. I've always thought Bale had a touch of class about him, but didn't they go on a 24 match non-winning streak whenever he played? And they were going to get rid? He will be gone for around £35million I reckon.
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