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    They're still shit. We're about even on the shitness scale, save for two individual mistakes.
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    Is that a leaked Villa defensive training video? Defensive....training? I'm not entirely sure those two words go together.
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    Downing is the most one footed player I've ever seen. Might aswell have told our lads he was gonna cut inside onto his left then. Such a predictable player.
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    Baker to get a yellow at the least today. Cole is playing him like a violin by simply standing there. Also, why did Collins get all aggy then? It was a clear yellow. Went straight through the back of Tekkers.
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    Would love to have seen Olsson or Lugano get a post-game 2nd yellow for all their bitching and crying.
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    Great call by the ref there. Perfect tackle by Foster too.
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    I can see this being a game of two halves. Neither manager will want it to continue like this. Far too open and chaotic. Prepare for a boring, probing, midfield heavy 2nd half.
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    The first time our players show a bit of ball control. Unbelievable touch by Delphinho!
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    Tekkers going for the spectacular. Love the confidence displayed, but save the showboating for when we're at least 5 clear. With 1 minute to go. Even we couldn't **** that up.
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    Why was Delph marking Anichebe at the corner?
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    Unreal game so far. In the space of 7 seconds I went from "WTF ARE YOU DOING BENTEKE?! LOWTON IS RIGHT THERE!!!" to "Good ball Lowton, gotta finish that", to "Are you the new Savo?!" to "IT'S in!!! Suck it Baggies!"
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    I just remembered why I avoid this thread. If Con gets to page 500 without dropping this wind up, I'll buy him a pint. Page 1000 and he should be nominated for an Oscar. Greatest troll the internet has ever seen.
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    I'm betting he said it through a shit eating grin whilst furiously masturbating over the genius of the one and only Suarez. Have they only just let the home fans into the stadium btw? Didn't hear a thing from that famous Anfield atmosphere until the "penalty".
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    Not sure you've grasped the art of negotiation there Samjip!! I don't think Levy has grasped the art of negotiation either. "The price is £30 million." "£25 million?" "£30 million." "£20 million plus (insert overpriced, over the hill, overpaid player he doesn't want)." "£30 million." "£27.5 million. Final offer." "We don't want or have to sell anyway. Sod off." Another master class.
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    Never had anything against Brighton. Hope they self implode and disappear now.
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    This ref is blowing my mind right now.
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    Was fully expecting a red for that knee to the balls.
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    Loving the use of "we". Loving his attitude towards the club. Love his smile (no homo) and what seems like genuine happiness to be here. Also loved that video of him bossing Chelsea around. Strength, speed, vision, technical ability, composure, awareness and the willingness to put it all on the line for the team. I can't say enough nice things about him, so I'm just gonna go walk in circles around my house screaming.
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    Had to start a new game because my 5 season long Journeyman save corrupted. Just won League 2 in my first season with Bradford. Took em over mid table in October, struggled a bit to start with then went on an absolute rampage. Had a 14 game unbeaten streak, 10 game win streak and reached the 4th round of the FA Cup beating Walsall and Watford. Also, Elliott Parish is an absolute beast in the lower leagues. Reasonable wage demands, got him on loan in January then signed on a free in June 2013. 37 games played, 23 won, 8 drawn, 6 lost, 62% win rate. 75 goals for, 24 goals against, +51 goal difference.
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    I know there's a bit of Dortmund fan base amongst Villa fans. But why?
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    Maybe the change in usage is an American thing. If they start calling acts committed by Western people, "terrorism", they'd have to admit that the USA was funding terrorism through the IRA. That would go against their "War on Terror" propaganda and their Police of the World title.
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    I like defenders to defend rather than score the odd world class goal. Did you see his great tackle on Kone at the start of the second half? how come you didnt post anything positive about it? I'm not watching the match. You don't have to watch the match to get the gist of it. Just throw out a few "our defence is shit", "what a terrible set piece" and "what was he thinking?!" phrases and you've just commentated with incredible accuracy.
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    Not really the point. We have it in our hands to finish 11th. All we need to do is beat the relegated, shower of shit that is Wigan. Not only are we losing, we're being outplayed. Instead we're being carved open at every opportunity. They should probably have 3 or 4. Luckily for us, their attack is as laughable as our defence.
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    Oh the old "Alex McLeish didn't get the fans support because of his Birmingham connections" conversation again. That one doesn't get old. They do love to skim over the fact that he's a shit, talentless, negative, demotivating manager. No no, it must be the SHA connection.
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