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Let's rally around our Captain and let him know how much he means to this club. It's the least we can do after years of service. Get well soon, Stan!

Did it sound like he'd just made that nickname up on the spot to make it seem like he's mates with his players?

Anyone else breathe a sigh of relief when the final whistle went?

I'd be angry, shocked and confused but let's face it, we all saw this coming.

I don't care if he was voted Forbes Nicest Guy In The World for 10 years running, he's a terrible manager. I'd rather have the coldest, hardest, most evil bastard in the world running our club. In fact, I think that might instil a bit of fight and "Never say Never" in our players. At the moment, we look like that friendly guy down the road that's had his windows bricked every week for years, but refuses to press charges 'cos he's too nice.

Don't worry swaib. We'll avoid relegation this year by a single point, get told it's progress and get comfortably relegated next year instead. It's all progress.

I'll give credit where it's due. Cuellar in for Warnock (finally), but it's working well. I'm glad McLeish has finally seen it. But I'll also tear him down for leaving (arguably) our two best players in recent weeks on the bench, playing Heskey and playing flatback 11 against a title challenger who WILL break us down if we give them time. I'm surprised we've lasted this long to be honest. I can't even fathom what goes through this mans head. He seems like the guy who would literally bring a knife to a gunfight. 10 times in a row. And then realise something's not working but he's not sure what. I can't fully express my disbelief at his lack of intelligence and tactical acumen.

"Villa hanging on a bit at the moment." Famous last words. I don't think we've hung on to anything in 18 months now.

Nice to see Young coming to watch. If he's here for us or to scout Man City, I'm not sure. I'm gonna go with the former to make myself feel better.

I didn't realise it was a commentators job to spout shit and pass it off as though they know everything about everything. "He [McLeish) hasn't done anything wrong, except manage the wrong club in the eyes of Villa fans." Jog on. Unfortunately, even "experts" can't see the problems at the club so it makes us as fans look extremely petty.

In about 3 years you'll meet a brunette who looks quite sweet. She's the devil. She won't rest until you're in a straitjacket. Go for her best mate instead. She's a much nicer person. And, let's be honest, much tidier. Go to the gym, lift some weights, prepare yourself for Muay Thai at Uni. When you're 19, look out for taxi drivers or other "professional drivers" whilst on the road. Be wary of them and avoid them at all costs. It'll save your neck and back a ton of long term pain (that you settled for ASAP cos you "couldn't be arsed" with lawyers (muppet)).

I was screaming at my monitor "the referee's a rocket polisher!". Ridiculous call. Can't believe it. I'd smash my tennis racket if I had one.

I must be on the most delayed stream in history. 44th minute. Doesn't look anyones gonna score.

I think a lot of consequence of being relegated depends on player contracts. For example, if we go down, Darren Bent has a release clause of £10mil. IF we went down and kept our best players (Gabby, Given, Bent, Ireland, Albrighton, Petrov), I think we'd ruin the Championship and come straight back up.

What a stonking ball from Bannan!

"How dare you make me look like a manager with half a clue! What will my paymaster at SHA say if we win?! I'm not here to win games. I'm don't have the title of Agent for nothing. Now get out there and do **** all!" Both of these comments annoy the crap out of me. your ability to imagine stupid things to say is hardly evidence that he said them. I'm not happy with our play this half, and there's lots of room for criticism, but if your point is valid it shouldn't require you to make crap up to support it. I was joking :|

"How dare you make me look like a manager with half a clue! What will my paymaster at SHA say if we win?! I'm not here to win games. I'm don't have the title of Agent for nothing. Now get out there and do **** all!"

Are the Villa away ever in bad spirits? They always seem to have fun!

Full-back 101: Show him the outside. Jesus Christ, we've got a right back who doesn't know the fundamentals!

On Cuellar; "not as good as Collins, no doubt about that." I'm speechless. Clearly this guy hasn't watched Villa.

Will he get a longer ban than for a normal red card? There is no need for that behaviour. Hope MM gives him a good fine and yelling at, on top of an extended ban and fine by the FA.

Played very well today. Could've been man of the match. It's always a shame to see a player get stretchered off. But still, you put your head down that low, especially in such a crowded area, you can't be surprised when you get a boot in the face. And a big **** off to the Wolves fans in that stand that can't comprehend that.

By God he's still got it! Haha. Not much to celebrate though really. We still look crap.

Wow. Bent has the touch of a rapist. Jesus!

Hate to defend him, but that isn't McLeish. Seen him a few times on the sideline urging them to get out of there own 6 yard box. Sorta hoping we do go down so we can sack off the free loaders who aren't pulling their weight and start again.