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  1. hoaxn
    Thats the first time I've seen the Fulham manager. Looks more like a GP or Economics professor than a football manager.
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    Agreed. I think he's shut a lot of us up with this first half performance, including me. Apologies Grant.
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    Albrighton is well up for this game. Holt holding up the play well and winning free kicks from a nervy looking defense. Could see a Holt-won penalty and a Marc-assisted goal in this game.
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    Big chance for Fulham. Lack of confidence showing. Should have taken the shot instead of passing. That ok?
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    Lets look at the bright side here. This gets the fans off Moyes back, meaning he'll get more time to completely destroy them. You heard it here first: 6 points for Villa vs Man Utd next season.
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    I heard Man Utd don't water their pitch with water. They use lube from Anne Summers.
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    Hopefully these missed chances are lighting a huge fire under Bentekes ass to kick him into a higher gear. No doubt they'll be someone ready to blame Christians mistakes on PL's tactics.
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    Did Delia just flip us off?! Let's be 'avin you!
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    I feel bad for Bassong here. Used to really rate him a couple years ago. He's been bullied today though.
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    Bacuna is an awful right back. Put him on the right wing in a 4-3-3 so he can cut in and do that! GOD DAMN IT LAMBERT! Take notes on what your players are doing.
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    Seen them go both ways. No intent, but very mistimed, careless and dangerous.
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    Heavy touch the commentator says. I thought it was a shot.
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    I think my exact words were, "Great, another terrible ball in the air towards Benteke who's gonn-WHAT A GOAL!" Housemate came in to make sure I was ok.
  14. hoaxn
    Win throw in at corner flag. Knock it back to Baker. ?????? PROFIT
  15. hoaxn
    On a scale of 1 to **** very, it's already up there on the ugly rating. Terrible football, terrible form, no ideas and against a terrible team. I can't believe we still get games picked for TV. Unless we're the weekends comic relief.
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    FM2014

    hoaxn replied to AndyClarke's topic in Games and Gaming

    Playing Helenius as AMC Playmaker behind either Benteke or Kozak. Always seems to have a good game. Won the League Cup in my first season to qualify for Europa, then went on an amazing 10 game run to finish 7th. At the team meeting at the start of the new season, I said we are aiming for mid-table finish. The entire team is upset and stressed because I'm being too ambitious. What?! Benteke has put in 2 transfer requests which I accepted. No one is interested. Personally want him to go now aswell. Kozak is far more important to my team setup than Benteke.
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    Much better 2nd half. Not sure how people were ripping on Benteke in the match thread. Involved in all of our chances. Bad day at the office for the the strikers, Gabby in particular. Any other day, we'd have run away with that in the 2nd half. Our MotM, probably Vlaar or Benteke. Overall, Marshall or Turner. Amazing game by both of them, unluckily for us.
  18. hoaxn
    Wilfried Zaha's hypnosis. I've heard he's the next David Blaine and Derren Brown.
  19. hoaxn
    We've been that poor that I don't think the extra 2 men will make a difference tbh. Never know though, worth a couple hundred thousand bribe.
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    Have you not heard? He's the next Kaka, Messi, Ronaldo (both of them), Roberto Carlos, Beckenbauer, Beckham and Schmeichel all at once. I heard he's the new Boris Becker and Steffi Graf too, what a guy. There was a rumour that Chuck Norris makes Wilfried Zaha jokes. Still waiting for confirmation on that.
  21. hoaxn
    Have you not heard? He's the next Kaka, Messi, Ronaldo (both of them), Roberto Carlos, Beckenbauer, Beckham and Schmeichel all at once.
  22. hoaxn
    Exactly it's beyond frustrating, we always play better after conceding Radical new tactic for the next game. 1. Put it in our own net asap. 2. Start 1-0 down. 3. ???????? 4. WIN!
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    5 at the back for West Ham? Just did a quick head count and your maths is slightly off Trev. Looks more like 10 at the back.
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    Tekkers standing around in an offside position two passes in a row? **** off Christian if you can't be arsed to play. Should've replaced him with Holt earlier, definitely not Weimann. Holt won't be scared to get physical with their defenders.
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    They're still shit. We're about even on the shitness scale, save for two individual mistakes. I'll say it again like I did before the game. If I could do a straight swap, no cash then I'd take Downing, Nolan and Noble over Tonev, KEA and Westwood or Sylla. I'd also have Tomkins and Collins instead of Clark and Baker. Which is just tragic. Whats tragic is that you're saying you'd take their starters over our backups (except Westwood). Would you take Tomkins and Collins over Vlaar and a fit Okore? Downing over Weimann?
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