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GABBY! LEARN TO TOUCH A BALL YOU BELL!

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Just remembered. Westwood better not take a single set piece tonight. I dunno what I'll do if I'm forced to watch another one of his freekicks or corners.

Might put on a bet of Hutton getting the first yellow of the game. He's definitely the type to set the tone of the game with a ridiculous challenge within the first minute.

Wheres the yellow for abusing the official?

How was that not a foul on Delph?! Hands were up in his face!

He wants that overhead kick.

Couldn't disagree more, Hutton was abusing the linesman, no call for that at all. If the whistle wasn't blown for the foul, he wouldn't have abused the linesman.

Apparently, Barcelona are probably gonna score at home. I hate the English media.

I'm only a few miles from B6 and it's lovely and sunny here.

Demitri makes a good point. It takes a lot less cash to be competitive in the Championship. As a businessman what makes more sense; Buying us for a ridiculous sum, then spending more ridiculous money just to keep us in the league, or buying Blues for a bag of chips and spending the same to get them promoted and being a part of that new TV deal? We're a bigger risk for the same reward. Just hope a Villa fan buys them, gets 'em promoted, takes the TV money and then buries them. Please happen.

Different strokes I suppose. I don't remember seeing Rooney moving as though to play the ball. If he did, that's a completely different matter. As I said, it could easily go against the scum. And as Davkaus said, the officials have to make that decision instantly, at distance, without the aid of replays and perhaps a restricted view.

Immediately thought Rooney was interfering. On 2nd watch, it's probably a good call to let that stand. The lucky lucky lucky gits. I thought the keeper was waiting for a touch from Rooney which obviously never came but still affected his ability to save the shot. He was waiting for a touch from a clearly offside player before attempted to make a save? He should play to the whistle then. I dunno. My opinion is Rooney didn't obstruct the keepers view at any time, he wasn't impeding him at any point. Not an easy call, could definitely see it going the other way. I'm just leaning slightly more towards it being the right call.

This commentator waxing lyrical about if he doesn't touch the ball, it's not offside. Excuse me sonny boy, but I believe the FA will disagree with you; Immediately thought Rooney was interfering. On 2nd watch, it's probably a good call to let that stand. The lucky lucky lucky gits.

In usual VT style it could be anyone. It could be Guardiola, Mourinho, Klinsmann, Klopp or even Larry the local pub landlord.

Benteke? Arsenal fan, can be appointed very quickly.

Anyone got the feeling that even if we're relegated Lambert will stay on? After all, he has experience in the Championship and it wasn't long ago he got little old Norwich promoted from there.

...this season?

Benteke with a huge 3 inch leap there. He was never gonna win it, true, but he could've at least given Courtois something to think about it.

A fun game to pass the time: Guess what Lambert said to Cleverly as he came off.

Our Lord and Saviour is coming. If we're going to play with 10 men can't we cripple John Terry first?

I was joking but I might just be a genius.

WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING?!

Gil taking it on himself to remove the ball from our midfield players. God damn right kid. If you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.

Okore making a big run into the box there, no delivery though. Think we've found a new centre forward.