Reminds me of.
A man asks his colleague "Do you know where you and your wife are going in America?" "Alaska." he replies. "Nah don't worry, I will"
My favourite joke for years!
My wife's gone to the West Indies.......
Jamaica?
No, she has gone of her own free will.
"My wife went on holiday to Italy"
"Genoa"
"Course I do, she's my wife!"