i can see it now, for any Argentine players we want to sign.....we ask Emi to give them a call....
"Hi, its Emi here,
Emiliano Martinez of the House of Sh*thousery,
the first Dibu of my name,
King of the Argies and of the Keepers,
King of the sh*thousery in all the Seven Kingdoms,
Protector of the 18 yard box,
Father of all keepers,
The Golden Glove winner of the great grass sea,
The unbeaten in penalty shootouts,
The breaker of opposition players minds
........................wanna come to Villa bruv?, Villa are a big club mate!"