all this talk about loo rolls reminds of when I got caught short in Cannock I just got to the cubicle in time dropped my kegs and sat down'
Some one in the next bog said Are you alright mate, I said ye, just made it in time. He said what are you doing, I said mmm I'm having a shit
He said I'm hanging up now call you later, there is a nob in the next cubicle