Robtaylor200

May have already been said. I had to wash up after dinner Team selection may well be down to who is fittest, who can last or dean pulled the names out of a hat

really looking forward to this. if I had been at work I would have been on lates. First day in 3 months I didn't want to go

with 5 subs. it shouldn't matter too much who starts. We only have about 16 decent players any way

If they call game off . they can wait until few mins before, unlike when crowds traveling

Reading on FB that fans are already outside. I really hope not Proper fans will be at home watching it, not outside trying to stop the season or shift our home games

Obviously desperate for a win tonight. Maybe its not a must win game. But if we dont win and the season is shutdown again and we are relegated. Then then impact of not winning will be obvious

Probably same the same as a lot of you. I am furloughed and getting down and worried about the future of ever going back to work (in the car industry) I hadn't missed football at all - Too much other crap to worry about BUT I just watched the footage of the stadium decked out in flags, to the sound of the fans singing We are the boys from Aston Goosebumps all over. UTV give us a reason to be happy 4:1 Villa

I would happily take a win and close the season down again

I couldn't get to town yesterday to protest So I popped next door and kicked their gnomes over

4-1 wish I has seen Coral. I have 80/1 with sky bet

This was sent to me last night, I thought it was the funniest thing I had seen for ages. Mind you it had been a rough week and I was pissed

Has to be done

OMG soon going to see those magic words MATCH THREAD

That's bloody funny I'm nicking that

Made a face mask out of one of Mrs Ts old bras, used the left cup. I didn't want to look like a right tit

As we seem short on new jokes, this is my very favourite old joke A guy and his wife were reading the evening paper. She said there is an advert here for a pedigree Alsatian dog £50, He said it must be a misprint they are 10 times that much. But he called and the lady who answered said that the price was correct so he went to have a look at the dog The dog was sitting by the fire and he was a beauty “Only £50 are you sure he is a pedigree” the man said “Oh! Yes” said the lady “why don’t you ask him, he is such a high class pedigree he speaks English all the time and a few words of French” The dog looked at the man and said “Why don’t you clear off and leave me alone, I get 2 hours by this fire every day and I don’t want some bloke bothering me while I am sitting here. I heard you ask if I was a pedigree, well my Dad was top show dog for 3 years running, my Mom was a Super bitch 4 years running. I have three sisters and two brothers we have won that many trophies our owners had to have a house extension to put them in. I was taken into the drug squad when I was 3 years old and found over,£1,000,000 of Heroin and Cannabis in just 12 months, later I was working for the bomb squad and found two bombs, Finally as a rescue dog I saved lives all over the world and now I am retired with a pension” “Wow” said the man “why do you want to get rid of this dog” “Because he’s Bloody liar,” said the woman

Now I thought it was older than that

Amazon driver knocked the door and said he had a parcel for next door I said Your at the wrong **** house then aren't you

3 months in lock down, who would have thought that 3 months of uncut hair could weigh 2 stone

Point taken.

Saved a shed load by fixing Mrs T car thanks to YouTube. She has an Peugoet 207. The side window stuck down and the roof stuck down. Garage charged me £130 to get it back up and told me it needed new motor and relay. I asked "If it needs those then how did you get it back up ?" They said they found some wet contacts and dried them out mmmmm broke when wet OK when dry. YouTube showed me how to get into door, dry all with hair dryer, wrap in plastic. What do you know it all works. Robbing barstools. £130 to dry it out

Starting to hit me now. I work shifts. So no shift allowance and only 80% of normal pay. About £600 down per month now. But I am luckier than most as I do have savings. Also my holiday has been cancelled so I have the spending money I had saved for that

Me too, I have a grade 2, Mrs T has done it fine twice. I wont be back to barbers after this

It certainly has made me realise how much I spend at work on lunches and vended coffee We have learnt to manage on 80% of my wage and Mrs T loss of part time wage completely , But obviously no chance to put savings away. My savings have been hit and as much as it grieves me at least I had them