MrSmirch

Mental.

We won’t score. 0-0 or 0-1 to them.

She keeps Bernard Mathews on retainer for big jobs.

Maybe I’m out of the loop but how much impact does that really have outside of likes on social media and the occasional fan in the ground with a flag?

Absolute must buys if we start a colonial empire with Vitoria, Vegas, Vauxhall Motors FC etc

Maybe we need more players with villainous names. Mings, McGinn and Watkins are too friendly sounding. Gravenberch, Scamacca and Sinisterra strike terror from the moment your eyes hit the team sheet.

Bruno fernandes would have gotten the pen off that handball.

Leon Bailey and lots of wailers.

Sleeves? Rolled. Bellies? Tickled. Kebabs? Extra Large!

Shoot all the players at dawn.

Shows what a manager who can utilise players appropriately can do.

David Moyes for England!

I'd much rather we cash in on Watkins and McGinn than Bailey and Sanson.

He doesn’t give the ball away as much closer to our box, he does give the ball away more closer to theirs. Understand?

Playing him closer to the opposition box seems silly. He regularly gives it away and starts opposition counter attacks. 20 yards further back playing in full backs is where he belongs.

Imagine getting this job with these owners on the back of winning the SPL. Gerrard and the man who hired him need to go.

Let's give this guy £150 million, it can't get any worse!

Team with manager vs team with man.

Dreadful Watkins as per

Emmmmmmmmmm course

1 shot on target, 30% possession. Individually and collectively lacking aggression and only get going in the last 15 minutes of the game.

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Box office this

We’re back to being a one man team who’s **** if he doesn’t turn up or is adequately controlled by the opposition with a manager who can’t influence a game once it’s started. The writings on the wall, it’s not going to work. A few more losses and he’ll be wondering if the players have any bollocks rather than looking at what he’s asking them to do.

Martinez Chambers et al DL Tim Coutinho Buendia Bertrand Bailey