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colhint

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  1. If you keep doing it, it cycles through upper case, lower case and title case. It's very useful. THANK YOU SIR, see what I did there
  2. WHEN I CONCENTRATE ON THE KEYBOARD WHEN TYPING AND THEN LOOK UP AND REALISED I HAVE DONE THE WHOLE BLOODY LOT WITH SODDING CAPS LOCK ON oh bugger
  3. Chris Evert the ex tennis player lapdanced for me. Well actually I got bumped up to first class on a flight and she was next to me. Half wat through she wanted a leak and had to shuffle past and ended up in my lap
  4. I watched the 1966 world cup final in Gerry Hitchens house wearing one of his England shirts and one of his caps
  5. They all do it and they do it all the same way.
  6. I bloody hate that thing everybody on the bbc does with their hands. They start that big fish little fish (no cardboard box) even before their traps move
  7. I think southgate said that Downing was the most technically gifted player he had worked with
  8. colhint

    Subbuteo

    Accidently broke the goals a few times by standing on them, so dad made some out of metal at work, trouble was if you shot and hit the post it went miles. Suppose if you scale up it would be like Ash hitting a screamer and the ball rebounding to New St. Mind you we took it serious we even played Anthems before internationals. Fleetwood macs Albatross was the German Anthem because it was an instrumental
  9. I think with our more dynamic midfield two, we could play 2 up front, at home at least. .........................Friedel......................... Walker......Cuellar.......Collins.......Clark Albrighton....Bradley....Makoun....Young ..............Delfouneso....Bent................... this is the Sort of thing I want GH to try, If we get to the point this season where we are well clear of relegation but Europe is highly unlikely I dont mind fiishing 14th if the kids get a good run
  10. posh people used to do that, obvously from a tea pot. Its to do with the fine bone china they used. Boiling hot water could cause it to crack so they poured the milk first and then the hot water would bring up the temperature in the cup slowly. Nowadays with ceramic mugs It doesn't matter
  11. I think the thing is now with Gabby, we have a manager who will 1. change formation to suit the game 2 Rotate the squad Gabby will still get loads of gamws
  12. Maybe Layla, but changing it to Villa in the right places
  13. i actually want Redknob to get the England job. I can just imagine the conversation . "Well sepp I know Messi Xavi Iniesta and Villa wern't exactly born in England but the fax machine broke at 11:57 you see. Can you hold this suitcase of money for me while i try and fix it
  14. What an exciting story that must be. For for 25 years I had a really **** boring life, ate Chinese takeaway every weekend and drank beer, then I was on the X factor, which was alright. The ultimate retard's book. Horrible surprise for you tomorrow if you unwrap it then? absolute nightmare
  15. I noticed today that the winner from x factor Cordel or something has a book on sale in Morrisons. Now how the hell did he write a book get it published get it printed and through a distribution network all in about 2 weeks, unless of course he knew he would win beforhand
  16. its all a bit like the villa really. The last lot left us in the shit and 6 months in the new bloke hasn't won the european cup yet, lets sack him
  17. yup tons of advice. first give me a clue as to what size car you have and what countries you would like to see. also what tent do you have. These give me an idea on what space you have and what you can take. Biggest advice first if you can, go from mid june to mid july It will be good weather but outside the school hols when everything rockets in price. First though I have got to watch some cricket, so cant reply for a good few hours PS do you shop at tesco?
  18. "Refrigerate after opening". why? 15 years ago ketchup, HP etc never had that little silver foil on top and you didn't have to keep it in the fridge then. Basically ketchup is tomatoes pickled in vinegar, but you don't have to chill onions, red cabbage, cucumber, walnuts, cauliflower (picallili) or eggs. Its just a marketing thing chilling it makes it sound fresh, same applies to sunny delight. Note never touch sunny delight
  19. i think nrc came off to avoid a red card
  20. wonder if he thinks Lady Gaga is better than the Beatles or Elvis. They havent had a top hit for about 30 years
  21. window tax led to the phrase "daylight robbery"
  22. If they do object, suggest dropping a few of the other traditions aswell, like a big expensive white dress if they are not really a virgin or expensive engagement and wedding rings, that is, if the tadition thing isnt that important
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