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I noticed today that the winner from x factor Cordel or something has a book on sale in Morrisons. Now how the hell did he write a book get it published get it printed and through a distribution network all in about 2 weeks, unless of course he knew he would win beforhand

its all a bit like the villa really. The last lot left us in the shit and 6 months in the new bloke hasn't won the european cup yet, lets sack him

yup tons of advice. first give me a clue as to what size car you have and what countries you would like to see. also what tent do you have. These give me an idea on what space you have and what you can take. Biggest advice first if you can, go from mid june to mid july It will be good weather but outside the school hols when everything rockets in price. First though I have got to watch some cricket, so cant reply for a good few hours PS do you shop at tesco?

"Refrigerate after opening". why? 15 years ago ketchup, HP etc never had that little silver foil on top and you didn't have to keep it in the fridge then. Basically ketchup is tomatoes pickled in vinegar, but you don't have to chill onions, red cabbage, cucumber, walnuts, cauliflower (picallili) or eggs. Its just a marketing thing chilling it makes it sound fresh, same applies to sunny delight. Note never touch sunny delight

got his own thread on RAWK now

i think nrc came off to avoid a red card

wonder if he thinks Lady Gaga is better than the Beatles or Elvis. They havent had a top hit for about 30 years

its george gillett

window tax led to the phrase "daylight robbery"

If they do object, suggest dropping a few of the other traditions aswell, like a big expensive white dress if they are not really a virgin or expensive engagement and wedding rings, that is, if the tadition thing isnt that important

the largest number known to man is called Graham after professor graham. this ends in a 7, it was discovered in the 70's. Prior to this the largest number known was a googolplex. The zeroes in a googleplex would fill every atom in the universe, a Graham is massively larger

no I want him to ref us in the FA cup final. The only reason he didnt send vidic off is because of Man u fulham where he sent 2 off, he remembered that today. He knows he owes us

Has he made any comment on it as to why he didnt send him off. As I understand the rules if you are the last man and prevent a goal scoring opportunity by commiting a foul it is a red card. I think I have seen enough football to know how refs generally apply this, but maybe I don't know as much as I should, however I think Southgate, Shearer Hansen and lineker do and they all thought he sould have been sent off. As to we should have beat them 11 v 11. That ain't the rules, you beat whats in front of you and that should have been 11 v 10 As for the offside on 85 minutes, well???????

Do Capello, Wenger and O'Neill not respect the game either then?

4 changes max thats my theory anyway. been on a palace forum and this made me laugh , sorry couldnt paste it "you gave us your kit back in 1905 from what I've heard, well can we have another one, as its getting a bit ragged now and were broke"

by all accoumts Redknap is richer than Ferguson, looking at their management careers somethings not right there

What is all this shyte I'm reading again? Phil Thompson has got a big nose. We sung "sit down Big Nose" at him when he was standing in for Gerard Houllier a few years back, as did most opposing team's fans. The only thing Phil Thompson has really done that pisses me off, is the manner in which he conducts himself on Soccer Saturday. If Liverpool Football Club had a collective cock, you wouldn't be able to see it. However, we know where it would be located - banging against Phil Thompson's tonsils. Harry Redknapp - where to start. It's not the tax evasion. It's not the dodgy dealings, and the suspicions that have followed him throughout his managerial career. It's not even the fact that his face looks like a melted candle - I worked with a guy for years who looked exactly like Redknapp (in the melted candle face aspect) who was a spot on, top bloke. And a hardened Bluenose. His face was never subjected to banter. We don't care about the reasons he looks like this, the same way nobody really cares about how Heather McCartney got her peg leg. Or Jeremy Beadle had a small hand. Or the way Jeremy Clarkson calls Richard Hammond a hamster. It's not EVEN the fact he has only ever won one cup, in what one would see Spurs fans advertise as a glittering career. He is a nobody, who has no proven record. It's down mainly to three things. 1. Every club Harry Redknapp has managed, he has pretty much destroyed financially. Every one, up until now. His wheeling and dealing in purchasing Crouch from Portsmouth, a club in deep financial faecal matter, was just testament to what a ruthless cockmaster he is, and how he didn't give a flying **** for the club he was regarded a legend at. Bournemouth, West Ham, Southampton and Portsmouth were all financially fookered after he left. Portsmouth, it seems, are not likely to survive as a result. The bent **** can't even pay his taxes properly... 2. He is constantly and inexplicably omnipresent in the media, and constantly flaunts the regulations set by FIFA/The FA by talking about players contracted to other clubs than that he is managing - and tapping players up. He should have been disciplined/punished countless times over (as should SAF) but nothing ever happens. 3. His comments about Aston Villa and the fans over the last three or four seasons. Research it. Any manager for an opposing club is going to get shit for saying what he has said. So, when a club's fans have a reason to dislike a person for a number of reasons, some of which made personal by that manager, you can't come here as a fan of another team and expect us to stand in an orderly line, waiting to drop to our knees to perform noshy noshy on him. If you want to do just that, please don't expect us not to take the piss as his balls are banging against your chin. He is not and never going to be a popular person around here - and that is a fact you are going to have to live with. As for your 'NR' comment, you may get a lot of those against a lot of your posts on here... :winkold: Quoted for sheer magnificence and lucidity of argument top top post

i agree

The defence has been superb so it must be one of them, so Warnock for me, however come may I have a feeling Luke Young will be up there

hey I made 100 posts not bad in 18 months good day all round then

You won't have to wait long, I'm heading there already Race ya, Rich. im joining in too

I cant wait for the drunk posts later

cracking post. I still dont know if we should go 4-5-1 to negate their attack or 4-4-2 to attack their weak defence

do they have a matchthread on red cafe, I couldn't find one

James Milner is becoming a very,very good footballer