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For God's sake, lets stop trying to talk ourselves into being okay with the choice of Alan **** Curbishley. This is the same manager that Zamora, Koncheskey and another ex-spammers Fulham player (Pantsil :/ ?) threatened to strike over if appointed to replace Hodgson. Talk to West Ham fans about him. Only Brown is worse. If O'Neill had left at the end of last season Hughes, Hodgson and McClaren would be realistic candidates, now they are pipe dreams. And managers of that class shouldn't be. It's not like we're asking for Mourinho, Fergie, Wenger. MON really has left us balls deep in shit.

Hi Andy. I think you do a very good job with the Villa team on the whole. Shame the same can't be said about that over-zealous Spurs researcher. It seems they are all like Glaston, ridiculously over-rating their team! They consistently win the league in my game. Anyway! What I wanted to ask was for a few more details on how player data affects the match engine. For example, is it better to have high CA or high attributes, or even a high 'positional rating' from Genie Scout. I have previously been told that one-footed players have boosted attributes. If this is true, players can have similar technical attributes but a noticeably different CA. Would the better player always be the one with higher CA?

I had a bit of a collection, but gave it all to the charity Afrikit (they send football shirts to children in Africa). I thought it was a pretty good cause tbh! Might have to start collecting again though..

Finally got round to watching the Usual Suspects last night. Great film.

^ Yup, seems they only included SWP and Hart from Citeh

As MON won't play NRC, how about we go for Cattermole? I know he comes across as a a thug - but I feel our midfield truly lacks a destroyer and his bite could make a big difference. All season long VT has bemoaned the lack of a playmaker and Ireland seems the most likely solution. If we put these players into a 4-5-1 system: ------------------------ Friedel ----------------------- --- Onuoha ------- Cuellar ----- Dunne ------- Warnock ---------------------- Cattermole ---------------------- ----------------- Milner --------- Ireland --------------- ---- Young -------------------------------------- Downing ------------------------ Agbonlahor ---------------------- Then I believe we have a better team than last season. I know I have randomly added Onuoha, but it seems likely L.Young is leaving - and he seems the obvious replacement. Signing Fletcher from Burnley to cover Agbonlahor as the target man and possibly Figueroa to challenge Warnock would leave us, in my opinion, a decent squad. Also, dropping Petrov seems harsh but I feel his lack of mobility in the centre of the park often costs us (especially in the last third of the game). I feel these are realistic transfers with the money available, and despite not being overwhelming would see us at least challenge for the top 4 again next year.

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Oo.....er.. missus....? Or you could have said 'if i brought you over here with one finger, imagine what I could do with my fist?' :|

You can't circumcise a SHA fan! They're complete dicks

Didn't someone on here say he was wearing Salifou's Villa top during training? I think it was in the thread about the actual shooting. If so, although not quite the same as sporting the colours of your previous employers, it could hint at a somewhat lax attitude to what team's crest he wears.

Andy Gray and Richard Keys pisstake. I think it's bang on.

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This. I've read that she was rejected from some Bollywood movies for not being pretty enough too :/

Had a quick look on there, and after wading through some deluded 'noses views (McLeish > O'Neill, Bowyer + Ferguson > NRC, Petrov and Sidwell etc), an even unfunnier rendition of a Martin O'Neill team talk (where Gabby is mentally retarded, Carew is a playboy, Salifou/Osbourne mentioned for "humour") and an extract from Romeo and Juliet, I unfortunately couldn't find the L.Young/Davies-related comments. Could you link? Or paraphrase? I'm just interested to know how low the 'noses will sink these days.

Can anyone work out what happens in the Tennis one :? ?

I love questions like this. I'm thinking some sort of mid-size ursine platoon, about 35/40 bears. OT, but 'How much of yourself do you think you can eat before you'd die ?'

£29 I think ? Although, it is like 75 mins/125 texts... The next one up is the one I'm on. £35 a month, with like 600 mins and 500 texts. Pay as you go is £340-400, though.

Maybe, but I was definately promised a new model. I am not saying that the saleswoman was right, though

I have the Iphone 3G on contract, and was told I would get the Third Gen free - all I had to do was trade my Iphone in. Basically, she said I have a two year contract with Apple, and any updates of the Iphone they do I am entitled to. Is she lieing then :? ? Or is this the case with you lot too ?

Well if we are doing bad bar jokes, A man walks into a bar, with a baby giraffe on a lead, ties it to a chair in the corner, and has a pint. The man gets up to leave, when the barman says "Oi! You can't leave that lyin' there!". The man says "Thats not a lion, its a giraffe." :oops:

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The other week, right. I was in bed with this girl. I gave my best performance ever. I looked at the clock - I'd taken an hour and one minute. What a result. That's my longest yet, by far! Then I realised the clocks had gone foward an hour :/ Bollocks.

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