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Looks like United have signed Danny Blind, hopefully this means Ron is staying

Did you get one of these Hogso? I'm gonna pick one up at the weekend as it seems the 'go to' piece of kit. I did not! Unfortunately I haven't really had much chance to dump very much time in to the beta, so don't think it would be worth it just yet. Although playing with a mouse & keyboard really frustrates me. I went and picked one up earlier today and I have to say, if anyone is already playing or will be playing the game at some point in the future, then it makes it a 100% better experience. Took about 2 minutes to set up and there's already a profile for it within the game so you're set to go straight away. Haven't bothered tweaking anything (even though it's completely customisable) as the default settings are very good anyway. Also had my first taste of combat after being chased by 3 pirates for my cargo tonight. Ended up taking one out and escaping from the other 2 with a few moves and some luck. Absolute breathless stuff Oh, and this game has some of the best sound design i've ever heard in a game - totally imerses you. 'Thrustmaster' the name alone is enough to make me want one

Bent looks a bit chunky

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Wow, I might actually enjoy this season if we carry on like that. Defence was excellent, played as a unit and Cissokho MOM for me. Midfield worked hard and did enough, still lacks quality Attack was fairly dreadful but had its moments, Andi is a natural finisher and sometimes thats what you need. N'zogbia looked clueless though Fair play to Lambert and Keane, all the players looked like they knew what they were doing, and unlike last season we played as a team throughout the match. UTV

I used to love George Boateng so much, I hope Sanchez can be like him *fingers crossed*

Are you sure your mobile was connecting via wifi? It doesn't make it worse or better. The site wasn't down so there's nothing I can or could have done. The problem was somewhere between those affected and the site, but not the site itself. Yes it was definitely connecting through the same wifi, no worries it works now Just trying to give you as much info as possible in case it helps!

To clarify, I was unable to log on via pc but could log on via mobile, these were both routed from the same virgin wifi. Not sure if this helps or makes it worse

I had this today all day as well, fine on my phone but via my pc could not connect. I was using chrome browser. It seemed to solve itself when I eventually manually typed in the url as opposed to clicking the bookmark, it then connected and after that everything was fine (including the bookmark that didn't work before...)

I had a McDonalds cheeseburger followed by deep fried scorpion today, can anyone boast a more diverse meal?

Bizarrely I actually did a Piss in the trees at ankor wat last Saturday??? Strange but true Don't think it was this temple though, we went to the main big one then to the one from tomb raider, it was there I did the deed, right outside the west gate

Who is the co-commentator? I'm finding him amusing in a cheesy way

Dear god,I just found out the actress who plays Shae used to be a pornstar in Germany. Google is your friend.....

Will he improve us? Probably By how much? Not a lot

I think that was his name, go and listen find out

Keith Harris (correct name?) was on radio four this morning at about seven thirty taking about the villa sale amongst other things, worth a listen on iPlayer, I am SURE he mentioned something about an interested party but he could not go into detail but I may be wrong, I wasn't concentrating at that point because I was driving

Looks great but one hundred pounds :/ any idea of the full release date?

I usually buy a cum mag to hide my Daily mail inside to avoid the public shaming

So I got a cooking blowtorch for my 40th Birthday from my Mum and Dad as they know I am really into cooking which was nice Any advice on how to use it? I just cooked sirloin steaks and caramalised the fat when it was resting, yummy!

I am sad to say that I switched it off as soon as they equalized knowing full well what would ensue. Boring

Let hope Benteke keeps his mojo for the rest of the season, it will be the only thing that can keep us up IMO

Goodness me, nice one Christian

Hoolahan, of course....

The whole thing is god punishing them for voting in the tories, obviously

Aaron Lennon's younger brother once called me a rocket polisher when I asked him politely to take his stupid baseball cap off