robojoel

OK, here is a taste sensation for you inspired by the 'how do you like your steak' thread. I lived in Asia for 6 years and it was my favourite dish in Thailand, took me ages to find a decent recipe as its not something you would get in a Restraunt over here as its a pretty rustic dish in many ways. Nam Tok Nua (waterfall beef) Prepare some ground toasted rice (dry roast some dry rice in a frying pan till it starts browning and smells toasted, then grind in a coffee grinder till really fine) Decent steaks marinated in 2tbsp Soy sauce, 2 Tbsp Oyster Sauce and 1 Tbsp Palm sugar This can be cooked under a grill or ideally on a BBQ to your liking, leave them to rest 5 mins in tin foil then slice into thinnish strips For the topping mix 1 Whole Lime juiced a bit less than the same amount of fish sauce (so if the lime juice is 4 TBsp, use 3-3.5 Tbsp of fish sauce 1Tbsp Palm sugar Mix all this together Finely chop about 3 shallots and 4 spring onions Finely chop equal amounts (a good handful of each) of corriander, Basil (Holy Bail if you can get it) and mint As much flaked chilli as you dare Mix this onion/herb mixture in with the lime/fish sauce Top the steaks with this mixture Sprinkle on a good portion of ground toasted rice Serve ideally with Thai Sticky rice (glutinous rice) or Jasmine if you cant find that. Enjoy! Let me know if you try it

Its not actually blood apparently but an easy mistake to make! Depends on the quality of the steak TBH, medium rare normally but rare for a nice good quality meat

Lovely Jubbly

Oh ****, shit just got real Every single result the worst case scenario as it stands

Mmmm, not sure how I feel about this, could be a massive positive or negative for us.....

Boringly predictable result Boring Lampard Delph and Sylla excellent Delph MOM for me, his driving runs really moved us forward all match.

I stinkpalmed right wing warmongering godbotherer Tony Blair when he opened the new school building I worked in, he was very tall. Proud of this one I stole 20 pounds out of my grans purse when I stayed over once and bought some 'Battle of the Planets' spaceships from Woolworths with it when I was about 11, not so proud of this one

Could turn out to be effectively 4 pts with the huge boost to our goal difference. Defence- shaky in the first half, solid second. Vlaar is an enigma in that its no surprise we have become a more solid team since his return from injury, at the same time our defence is weak as he is our 'best' defender. I would be happier if he was our 2nd best defender. Bennet is growing as a player each match as he gets experience. If he can bulk up a bit over teh summer I think he will be a good player for us. Lowton joint MOM for me, constant attacking threat and solid in defence, almost played as a winger at times. I really like our midfield trio, it has a nice balance of craft workrate, physicality and intelligence. Provides a really solid base for our strikers. All were excellent today. OUr forwards also have a nice blend, pace and strength of Gabby, workrate and runs of Andi and Benteke is the complete package. I think if we can stay up and Lambert can pull 3 players out of the bag of the same standard as Lowton, Westood and Benteke for 15 million each year we have a bright future.

I have to say lowton has been brilliant so far going forward

Get the **** out of here!!! Is that really true? Of so, for some reason I find that amazing

Well, at least we are playing well, should have had all 3 points. Delph MOM for me who was excellent despite the own goal and missed sitter

Wow, goal of the season, might just keep us up

If we can't beat a team as shit as stoke paying this badly we deserve to go down

That was in America 1994, but yes, incredible performance!

For Villa, McGrath, absolutely sublime, effortless. Other teams WEIRDLY Kanu playing for Nigeria in the 1998 world cup, they lost but he was astonishingly good in the flesh that day, really stuck in my head. But probably actually Romario, he must have been getting on a bit (this was 1999) he was playing for Santos I think in a cup semi final against Botafogo in the maracana, he was absolutely on a different planet, a true magician. Wish I had managed to see him in his prime.

Wow I had this (the second one) so many memories flooding back when I saw it

Guzan and Benteke Excellent Poor overall Any half decent side would have buried us with the amount of headers Reading won in our box

Bannan awful again, they should have scored from that

Both teams laughably shit at the moment, cant male 2 passes in a row

I am liking the look of Sylla despite a few ragged passes Bannan dog turd

Bannan?? FFS I would have preferred Holman TBH

The media have no influence on my opinions. HAHAHAHA This statement alone discredits eveything you say

Probably not this, but it definitely WAS the best game ever when I played it on magic mushrooms......

Of course

please please PLEASE don't just start defending like we always do now until the inevitable goal is conceded thanks