Anthony

London's great. And shit. Depends on where you'll be really...

I used to work with his son, who was a jolly nice chap. Sad for him.

Hmmm. After a steep learning curve with Android, I'm really starting to get into my San Fran now. Don't see what's so awful about it in its vanilla (i.e. Orange) form, though. I ignore the apps I don't want, I've installed the ones I do, I've got it looking neat, and it does the job. Why would I want to root it, really? Things have changed since I rooted mine - the San Fran has since been officially upgraded from 2.1 to 2.2 which means a) it's quicker and you can install apps on the SD card , which can be up to 16 gb, as opposed to just on the phone which only has 512mb. At the time rooting it was the only way to do it. I'm not on orange, so unlocking it was necessary, and removing the apps I didn't want was desirable. I recall being told that there was a whole load of stuff that would slow the phone down, but you could only get rid of if you wiped the phone and rooted it. I never stuck with the orange stuff to find out if that was actually the case...

Well, it was a big upgrade in terms of hardware, but because it doesn't look different everyone is disappointed. Apple made a rod for their own back.

:? then why have it? I like the taste! Got a really nice machine and grinder at home and the depth of flavour is awesome. :? double confused now. Espresso has loads more caffeine in it than (a cup of) tea .... I know. Makes no sense. Maybe there's something else in the tea leaves, or maybe it's just a placebo response.

Moving to Brum ME?

I feel for you B6. It can be a bugger. For my part I have one triple espresso in the morning, which doesn't affect me one iota. Give me a cup of tea and I'm buzzing. Anyway, I guess moderation in all things, including moderation. Quitting must be saving you a few bob as well?

Building a PC for my mum out of mine and my brother's spare parts. Like lego for adult geeks. Also all we were missing was a case: I am skint so bro ordered one and had it sent to me. He also included a new mouse for me as my decent one had just given up the ghost.

Well, they're all different. It is complicated, but there are guides and the process has different stages, so you can do it in chunks. I did it on my Orange San Francisco and it's not shit any more. Key thing to remember is that you only need to root it once, then once it's done installing a new ROM is as easy as installing a new app and then rebooting.

Congratulations old fruit. You can cement the relationship by forcing her to watch the Villa.

I like spiders. When I see them about I just let them carry on. They eat flies and moths you know.

Must say I feel uneasy about the honey trap thread; I don't find it funny at all, but then I didn't enjoy Borat either and that was really popular. It seemed to take advantage of people's good nature, sort of abusing their trust and the Honey Trap thread doesn't seem that different; taking the piss out of people for being gullible/stupid/full of hormones, which I think we've all been at some point. So, there it is, I've said it.

Jammy bastard. I'd like to get a 10.1 tab, not because I'd use it, but just to annoy the apple people. Incidentally, Samsung have released a sort of beta as an alternative launcher here, or you could try Launcher pro or ADW Launcher EX

Aha. Dear god.

Explain please?

I'd like England to win it, followed by NZ. Guess mainly I'm just looking forward to the party if/when they play each other. For some reason have loads of NZ mates/inlaws.

You got married? Crikey! I say, jolly well done sir. Am liking your gold cuffs.

Not only do they do an 8000 calorie burger, but everything else is also fried in lard. They also have 'nurses' in skimpy outfits as waitresses.

Literally Unbelievable. Schadenfreude I know, but I love it.

Have look at www.google.com today. Is good. Someone tell Pelle.

Media reporting of footy matches: "Late controversial penalty" Whoah, hang on; the player dived. That's what I call "Cheating". Nothing controversial about it.

I more for going in, telling them we're all on the same side and that we should be nice to each other. Then immediately leaving before I'm accused of trolling and making inflammatory comments.

I would be stunned if the iPhone 5 allowed the user to change the battery. Me too, but if they can see a way to make shitloads of cash from it, then it could happen.

You can always buy a spare battery for the Samsung. You can't swap batteries out with iPhones at the moment; not sure whether the #5 will be the same, but even if you can remove the battery, you know that it will be at a special Apple price. More than 13 quid and free delivery for certain.

Fetch me a doctor! My heart is bleeding.