Anthony

Look on the bright side. If you were ten years older it'd be 20 weeks. That said, if you were 10 years older maybe you wouldn't have done it in the first place. Actually, scrub that...

Can't find anything. So I guess it's the OS for text commentary then...

Well, there's no such thing as too many babygrows. Babies crap and throw up on them constantly. She's also prob going to be short of cash, so any consumables would be handy, but not very present-like. So... Something nice and cute + useful boring stuff like sensitive skin washing liquid, babygrows, babywipes. Maybe a cd of lullabyes?

Dan Walker is the biggest rocket polisher around, however I still can't see how giving Sky half of the F1 coverage has any upside. For humans at least.

tbh I prefer subtitles and listening to the person's voice, rather than a bloody translator. I remember studying languages at school; you almost NEVER get to hear anyone speaking a foreign language on TV, yet you go abroad and it's just normal.

Often known as a shithole.

A good fit?

I'm in. Favourite name is Sporting Lesbian. My team is Anttix Villa.

Woodward has clearly spent the off season building up a store of Partridgisms. And he's using them all in the first friendly. Next match he'll be talking about socks again. Back to the match... Fonz has skill, but is somewhat short of confidence. You know I think our new manager has the shrewdness to get him to his potential. He'll see what is happening tonight and will work on him.

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We talking foodstuffs, or some kind of android hybrid?

Now get the tshirt

Yeah, but I'm old. And she's quite well preserved.

Yes! very fit! Im hoping FHM get in touch with her after this and get her posing with a whip If I could put the character to one side, I think I'd go for Rebekah.

Jonnie Marbles is a **** idiot.

re twitter. Don't confuse the medium and the message. If you were to substitute your issues with 'the telephone' instead of 'twitter' you'll get how ridiculous it all is. Twitter is a medium for people to talk shite, just like teh interwebs, just like the phone, just like on the blower and just like at the pub. The key is to find people whose opinions you respect and ignore the muppets.

Holy **** shit... I can go down the street and buy a half-dozen bottles of 500 x 500mg pills off the shelf. It used to be like that here - they brought in the new rule, oh maybe ten years ago. I used to buy painkillers (paracetamol) in bulk - 200 tablet bottle - before the law changed. It's a damn nuisance. I suspect that the "suicide" thing is actually a cover to hide a de facto price increase caused by having to buy in small quantities. Apparently paracetamol suicides went down dramatically as a result; maybe 80% or something. It's also a nasty way to die, very painful and extremely slow.

You're in the right place; keep coming back. And if you're British, it's 'really'

Hero. Where's the poll Tony? I wanna vote!

The scousers never buy the sun; a new song recorded by Billy Bragg this weekend just gone:

I think, if push comes to shove, that financially it's in Rupert's interest to evenshut down his newspapers in order to get control of BSkyB, such is the declining financial clout of printed media. What he will never understand is that print is being replaced by the mobile web, which is more powerful than he can possibly imagine. Mwah hah hah etc.

0121 sounds natural as 'oh one two one'... 'zero one two one' just sounds retarded, and American, which makes it more retarded. And yet, it's basically universal in America to use 'oh' for 'zero', especially in telephone numbers: 5088675309 => "five-oh-eight eight-six-seven five-three oh-nine" (combining two or three digit blocks into a single number pretty much only occurs for business marketing purposes... e.g one-eight-hundred fifty-four giant, which I suspect the other New England VTers will recognize) NANP, of course, is the cause for the 3-3-4 breakdown of phone numbers given above: a three digit area code (often enclosed in parentheses) plus a seven digit phone number, of which the first three digits represents the exchange. Dammit man, we all know Hawaii Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero. Give us some credit! * actually I know it was 'Five O', but am not really sure why, so it's all a big guess.

i'd rather that than people who give you their number in 5-6 number blocks. 07897... 421863 (made up number) no, i can't write that fast you fool! They should do it in threes, we can handle that. Also the first two digits of a mobile phone number are always 07.

I've added you to my VT circle Darren. Please all feel free to add me: flatantti gmail com

Just put a tenner on @25/1. Victor Chandler.