Anthony

Well, it wasn't about bumholes, it was about a specific bumhole. I saw it and thought a) I really don't need to go in and read that one and if it would get any posts before it was deleted... and guess what? Them mods were quick. Think we should just let that one lie.

From this week's Popbitch:

Also Shillz & irreverent, you can get a wedge knocked off your council tax now that you're the sole occupant. Can't remember if it's 25 or 50%. Either way, get on it! Even if it's one month it'll pay for a few cans of warm cider for you to drink on your own on a park bench in the rain.

Shillzz, my sympathies. Oddly enough I'd just been reading the 'things that cheer you up' thread and had forgotten I was looking in this one. I now can't get it out of my head that you're actually quite chuffed. All that said, better for her to follow her heart now, than to stay and build up resentment over a few years and then leave. Better for both of you, despite the short term pain. Looking forward, I'd get the agreement on the house in writing ASAP; she does have a legal claim and she could come back in a while say, wanting to buy a new place and therefore wanting her bit of the house, forcing you to maybe sell up. Best sort it out while you're amicable. And try to resist the temptation to screw her over; she'll end up bitter and you WILL feel a guilt that will never go away.

Morgan Blood Dougie Diggle And two women in my mum's village in Norfolk, a mother and daughter, although I can't remember which way round they were: Magnolia Myrkle Marigold Myrkle.

It happens EVERY transfer window! Crumbs, is VT main forum ever better than off topic?

Hmm. I find I sometimes lose functionality for an app if I move it to the sd card. Could that be an issue? If you can't fix it, there are other dropbox clients for android out there, but I can't remember their names off the top of my head... Have a googlegander.

Postma? EDIT: Damn, too slow.

I use Opera - it's built in. Syncs everything; favourites, history, passwords...

total non story. JFC

Turning into a really cracking game.

STOP! Bannan time...

Warnock ftw. 2 years ago Ireand would have told him to **** off.

C'mon Villa, win this. I managed to bet on us @15/2.

I would like to say 'this', but I feel I need to elaborate. My godson's elder brother is a Liverpool FANATIC (aged 10), yet, stuck on the Liverpool wallpaper, he still has a Barry Bannan poster in his bedroom.

I've just seen Shay's shirt. It's BLUE. That's just wrong. We should have words.

You're only allowed to enjoy it on radio Norwich. And then only if you're drinking a pint of irony.

Thanks for the responses guys - I've now had too much wine to be able to reply articulately, but may well do at some point 36+ hours from now. Back on topic I like Jack Woodward, but not as a commentator - I'm watching on bet 365.

Hypothesising a little here, so feel free to disagree; Just suppose that Petrov was given the 'Merson' role. I understand what MON tried to do, but I think it was too late in Petrov's career to change from a creative/attacking mid to a defensive one. If anything it needs youth to do that. There is a discussion to be had about who our defensive mids should be, but for the moment just focus on whther Petrov would be a good 'Merson'. Thoughts?

In other news, Southampton are currently beating Leeds 3-0 after 65 mins. Yay.

YAY. Go Zoggy!

Was going to have a whine about how they've now got 11 men behind the ball. Then I thought that maybe it was more because we were too slow in our buildup. Now I think it's a bit of both.

And there's me thinking of CJ from the West Wing.

How about 'Wallet inspector'?

Look on the bright side. If you were ten years older it'd be 20 weeks. That said, if you were 10 years older maybe you wouldn't have done it in the first place. Actually, scrub that...