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I cringe every time Jack Woodward calls Gabby "Mr. Aston Villa". He says it a lot. It has to stop. Sorry, OT as hell but fook it.

Same joke in 2 threads? Really?

Weheeey nice goal!

Hey there I was wondering if anybody has some interesting techniques to look busy at work when you really aren't busy at all. Maybe you don't want your boss to give you a task or your Co-worker to ask for a favour because you are already stressed enough with the work you have. How do you give people the illusion that you are always working hard and giving 110%? How to look busy: Play a youtube video called "Typing/Keyboard Sounds" whilst browsing/not working. (I pause it from time to time so it doesn't sound suspicious). Take a screenshot of an installation process about 3/4 of the way through. Open it when you leave your desk so suspicious people think you're just waiting for the installation to finish. Print random stuff from time to time, use the file shredder later to discard of the fake work. Make friends in the IT-department. Your browsing history (or any data your employer would check) will always be clean . From time to time say your Laptop has some kind of error and it has to be looked at. If your boss' IT-knowledge is limited to Outlook, Excel and Word, just make up some random bull**** that sounds complex, but say it in a tone that suggests it's basic knowledge so he won't ask about it. --> i.e. "Boss, my metasploit connection just timed out after 2.7 seconds and nsf-payload vanished. It's still working on my desktop so I'll go show the IT-guy to make sure the Laptop isn't damaged." Then have a donut and smoke with the IT-Guy Any more?

Yeah it's just: "GIVE ME YOUR MONEY, STFU AND READ THIS SH*T!" Anyway, I hope something bigger happens elsewhere so this subject can die off quickly. Jack grealish's brother didn't help that one Do you have the link to the article? In what means didn't he help?

I also have observed this and it's not selective perception.

I am not sure if there is a significant increase in consumation of harmful substances. It might appear that way due to the increase in media/Information-sources including social media. Oh and whoever said that top 10 players don't do stuff like this....Franck Ribéry got caught smoking a spliff. Back to Jack: If given a warning by your (very well paying) employer, it should be taken far more seriously. However I seriously doubt that a player of Jack's potential would be shown the door after a series of rather small incidents. The club would be shooting itself in the foot.

He better score soon...

You might be him, but not necessarily. If you want to be him you can. You most certainly are that guy.

Stay away from bushes around parties they are guaranteed urinals.

It wasn't aimed at a specific person, more at a type of mentality (is that a word? German is: Mentalität). I think the club will punish him. That is how AVFC is expexted to act to meet the public opinion induced by the media. But thats probably julst me being paranoid

Double post sorry.

When safari randomly switches to desktop view mode on my phone and I lose what I wrote. The train I use everyday has "Welcome" printed in 20 languages on the tables in each compartment. Everyday i hear children read it out loud in their squeaky, headphone penetrating voices. WIlkommen, bienvenu, bienvenuti, welcome, добро пожаловать, ترحيب, ようこそ......

In my teens it was all about Nike, especially Air Jordan's (Although I was partial to some Reebok Pumps too, one pair in particular were the best trainers I ever owned) But they seemed to just lose it after the success of Airmax and the designs just didn't move on much from the late 90's through the 00's, whereas Adidas just went from strength to strength. I have however, stumbled across these in the past day or so......... £90, but I am tempted. It's These or a pair of customisable ZX Flux slip on's........ What model are the Jordans? I NEED THEM NOW!

2nd goal Cristiano no look pass. Boss.

Some of these posts.....I am dissapointed VT.

He always has this 1 long range shot near the end of every game.

Apparently he was a yellow away from suspension. So I guess Vlaar isn't anywhere near ready for Swansea - Or TS would prefer KC to serve his ban away to one of the big boys - Who went CB to replace him ? Sanchez

I forgot Lukaku. Funny guy

We have a petition to get the old name back because nobody in the entire city calls it "Stade de Suisse". Like if Randy were to rename Villa park....It would still be Villa park to the fans instead of the new name.

Zlatan. He is the star. Ronaldinho Cristiano Ronaldo Jay-Jay Okocha Clarence Seedorf Andrea Pirlo Mario Balotelli Hatem Ben Arfa Yassine Chikhaoui Bratislav Ivanovic Joey Barton

What's that you say, you'd like to see Cattermole forgetting which foot is which, leading to Gabby's goal last season? Happy times. His acceleration

Are there any players you dislike for whatever reason? I'll start with (random order): John Terry Robin van Persie Arjen Robben Andros Townsend Harry Kane Ahmed Elmohamady Stefan Lichtsteiner Lionel Messi

The invasion during the game was idiotic as it could have cost us the match. But there are some sad people moaning about fans embarassing the club by running on the pitch. It is 10x more embarassing to go on a losing streak without scoring for 10+ games. For many fans this is the first time they get to see their team play at Wembley. Go Watch Polo if you're worried about etiquette. Sad bunch.

i love the way he gave Gardner some stick after the Beast scored his penalty