We're not down yet.... Karma!
Seriously though Lerner and co. have to act now if they haven't given up yet...
If I we're manager I would at least try and talk with any of these (I know I'm dreaming):
Joel Obi - Central midfielder, Inter Milan ~£6'000'000
Bruno - Central defensive midfielder, Villareal ~£6'500'000
Alex Sandro - Left back, Fc Porto ~£4'000'000
Dede - Centre back, Vasco da Gama ~£5'000'000
Bonus:
Mauro Zàrate - Striker, Lazio Roma ~£6'000'000
Arturo Vidal - Central defensive midfielder, Juventus ~£12'000'000
Keisuke Honda - Central offensive midfielder, CSKA Moscow ~£9'000'000
Christian Eriksen - Central offensive midfielder, Ajax Amsterdam ~13'000'000
Mario Balotelli - Striker, Man. City (Season loan)
Of course this isn't fantasy football but if we want to stay up we can't save money on players...
Maybe one day Randy will wake up and think: "Shit, I have to do something quick! Where is my credit card?"
Then again I don't know which one of these would want to come to Villa...