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REALLY? I just did a sex wee....... :oops:

I don't think its a question of not having the hassle of finding a replacement. Its about not having the cash to find a replacement. I don't think we'll be signing any defenders this summer. It will be 2xmids and a GK.

Careful Gaz. You'll get tarred and feathered for that kind of optimistic clap trap on here......

Loving the fact the site ads have picked up on the lingerie discussion and all ticked over to lingerie.

There used to be a Sloggi ad, consisting of a dozen or so ladies in G strings from behind on a billboard right outside the entrance to the Northbound Blackwall Tunnel. IIRC it was there about 3 days and the number of accidents trebled.

God its a barren featureless desert out there isn't it?

18 League titles 5 European Cups Bigger international profile Bigger media profile. More money. I'm sorry but they just ARE a bigger club. There is no argument here. Forget the history! Now the best players go to Man City. Is Villa still bigger because we have won more in our history? The Villa brand was going all well with MON...but after him it has been downhill.... :bonk::bonk::bonk:

So we sell some bottle job winger who doesn't want to play for us.and half of VT pisses on their girly little knickers. FFS people. There are 6 weeks of the window left. If at the end of.those 6 weeks we have the same squad with no additions by all means moan, **** it, I'll join you. Until such time keep calm and carry on.

18 League titles 5 European Cups Bigger international profile Bigger media profile. More money. I'm sorry but they just ARE a bigger club. There is no argument here.

Exactly. Spot on.

Relax ladies. 20m is twice what he's worth. We will make signings. We will bring in better.

Easily replaceable - good but not great. Chill people. 6 weeks of transfer fun left to go.

In terms of putting the spark back, in order to make this a "proper" VT thread I'm going to have to suggest doing her up the wrong 'un. It just doensn't feel right without it.

With a potential divorce on the cards and all the financial pitfalls that could occur she'd be mad to admit to seeing someone else. She knows it would be a 50/50 split and we would sell the house for not much more than we bought it for 6 years ago. No kids involved either. So she has nothing to lose. I really wan to rescue our marriage but I don't want to keep making her unhappy. Tamuff is talking a lot of sense. Go to the gym and see for yourself what is going on. Insist that that is what you are going to do. You probably aren't doing anything wrong mate so do not blame yourself.

Sorry to hear that mate - seems a bit shallow to suggest that you gaining a few pounds is the problem. My cynical side says that she has met someone else but obviously based on what you have said this is totally unfounded. Maybe she thinks she is protecting you by dead-panning and "I don't knows" rather than actually telling you?

I had the same sort of problem; bought a PPV movie at a hotel, then when I got to reception my bill said I'd watched the Nicolas Cage Wicker Man remake. I wasn't having that, so I had to argue with the manager for 25 minutes to get them to put "Anal Breakers II: The Bloodening" back on there.

On a serious note don't they usually say "discreet billing assured" or something like that. Probably just says: TV Service and a price on the bill. Allthough, with Virgin, everything is specifically itemised so the sudden generalisation will clearly imply porn. Why would you use TV stations like that when God has given us t'internet?! :eek:

:winkold: Sorry Wiggy. Shillzz of the Yard appears to have seen through your cunning disguise.

Levy also said that Carrick and Berbatov weren't for sale. Its a cynical way to maximise the price. Modric will be a Chelsea player next season - it will cost Chelsea £35m IMO.

That story is both ironically hilarious and typical of that shitrag Really, if the "source" is true, the story should read. I found out about Brown's Son having Cystic Fibrosis and thought I could make some money out of it, so I contacted the Scum. Now the Scum has to defend this story I get paid again, wow double bubble bonus! Best of all I still get to keep my anonymity because... well... I might not exist yet but I'm sure they'll find someone that fits this bill for a few extra dollars It actually typifies the Scum's approach, does anyone really buy into all that anymore? thought not! I heard the "source" speaking on the radio - "I have a son with CF and wanted to bring greater publicity to CF sufferers so blabbed to the Scum" :bonk:

i'd rather that than people who give you their number in 5-6 number blocks. 07897... 421863 (made up number) no, i can't write that fast you fool! Oooh, no, I'm with Wiggy on this one. I think of mobile numbers as 5 + 6 (actually 5 + [3+3]). So I'd say: 07897 (pause) 421 (shorter pause) 863. That's how I'd expect to be given it, too. If somebody does it in twos it completely throws me. Germans (and, I think, French) do it that way IIRC: null sieben, acht neun, sieben vier, zwei eins, acht sechs... drei. Acht funf null funf acht. Jawohl. Now schnell schnell send in the texts Ja?

This. All day long. Whelan wants 20mill for N'Zog and Tottenham 15 for Kranjcar. So who give us 35 for DJ? So you refuse to believe the press over Downing but listen to the press over N'Zogbia's valuation? :bonk:

You know what. Bollocks to him. Don't sell him. Either a) Set Delph on him and break the other **** foot. Leave him to rot in the Academy for two years and see how many CL clubs want to sign the little prick then. He can kiss goodbye to his England career as well. "My agent felt it wasn't the right time to sign" = Google translate says: I'm a greedy little clearing in the woods, so is my agent, and we felt like screwing some other poor bastard for a shitload of cash whilst my reputation is half decent. Rocket polishing clearing in the woods.

Me too. +1 or whatever. PL website is a good one.

Or South Sudan splits into North South Sudan and South South Sudan. Meanwhile their populations starve to death. **** idiocy. And exactly why I won't be donating.