Ah, was it?
Greg Thomas, of Glamorgan, I think.
In that case, I'll have to withdraw my last line about never playing again.
I liked this 'sledge':
"F*** me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here? There's no way you're good enough to play for England."
Mark Waugh to man mountain Jimmy Ormond when the Surrey fast bowler got a rare chance to shine on the international stage.
"Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family."