i went to a teppanyaki experience in lisburn with a voucher i bought off groupon. i was so excited, i was looking at videos of teppanyaki cooks flipping cooked food into the mouths of eager punters and juggling with knives and much more. i couldnt wait to take my girlfriend there. we got there and went up to the hot cooking thing where a chinese man, possibly not even the head chef merely pushed the food around making sure it was cooked thoroughly. that was it. no flipping prawns, juggling knives, spitting fire.... just.... cooking.