irreverentad Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 I hope Jenny got it :? I wasn't sure if she did...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Er......Oh yeah Oh dear haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Want to shag a girl that looks bloody great all dolled up but when without make up she makes me want to throw up on my cock just a little. My quandry is that she isnt the casual shagging type and requires a man to be in a relationship with her before giving up the goods. Which means I would have to date her and encounter her everyday horrible look more than I would like just to smash her back doors in once she has made the effort aesthetically. Advice please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Want to shag a girl that looks bloody great all dolled up but when without make up she makes me want to throw up on my cock just a little. My quandry is that she isnt the casual shagging type and requires a man to be in a relationship with her before giving up the goods. Which means I would have to date her and encounter her everyday horrible look more than I would like just to smash her back doors in once she has made the effort aesthetically. Advice please. Jeez Ingram!!!!! A little foreplay would be nice. Warm me up with the query!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 8, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted May 8, 2012 Too much graft involved. Don't bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Lie lie lie lie lie lie...then **** the ugly bint off!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Take her out, get her drunk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Also, I have never seen a girl that looks "great" dolled up but make me want to "throw up" on my cock when not. She must have amazing make up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Lie lie lie lie lie lie...then **** the ugly bint off!!! :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Also, I have never seen a girl that looks "great" dolled up but make me want to "trow up" on my cock when not. She must have amazing make up!!! ...which she applies with a trowel!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Erm, do you want me to throw up on your cock ad? Weirdo Stevo, thats what I was thinking, may take her out to dinner than try my hardest to smash the gash on the night while shes looking shaggable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Erm, do you want me to throw up on your cock ad? Weirdo Are you able to vomit out of your arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 8, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 8, 2012 Want to shag a girl that looks bloody great all dolled up but when without make up she makes me want to throw up on my cock just a little. My quandry is that she isnt the casual shagging type and requires a man to be in a relationship with her before giving up the goods. Which means I would have to date her and encounter her everyday horrible look more than I would like just to smash her back doors in once she has made the effort aesthetically. Advice please.Seriously? Don't bother. Move on. Assuming you're not a swamp donkey, you don't have to lower yourself (and her) in order to get a simple shag. If, however, you are a swamp donkey then knock yourself out. Personally, I'd just move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Want to shag a girl that looks bloody great all dolled up but when without make up she makes me want to throw up on my cock just a little. My quandry is that she isnt the casual shagging type and requires a man to be in a relationship with her before giving up the goods. Which means I would have to date her and encounter her everyday horrible look more than I would like just to smash her back doors in once she has made the effort aesthetically. Advice please.Seriously? Don't bother. Move on. Assuming you're not a swamp donkey, you don't have to lower yourself (and her) in order to get a simple shag. If, however, you are a swamp donkey then knock yourself out. Personally, I'd just move on. I'm a swamp donkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 8, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 8, 2012 ad, I thought you were a gutterslut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Nah its just that I know she likes me but I cant bring myself to shag her in an 'everyday' situation and was trying to justify an admittedly shallow and degrading plan. Decision: Move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Its all about the chase.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 ad, I thought you were a gutterslut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Buy a blow up doll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted May 8, 2012 Author Share Posted May 8, 2012 Its all about the chase.... Rapey, Rapey man :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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