GarethRDR Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Well, you know when you were back at school in arts & crafts class and the tables were caked in dry globs of PVA glue? Bit like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Gareth you sicken and disgust me, how can you use open hand combat on an inanimate and defenseless machine? I'm not fighting the machine, I'm merely communing with it in the most effective and expressive way possible (short of jamming my rod in the DVD-RW). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanpabloangel18 Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Gareth you sicken and disgust me, how can you use open hand combat on an inanimate and defenseless machine? I'm not fighting the machine, I'm merely communing with it in the most effective and expressive way possible (short of jamming my rod in the DVD-RW). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry'sboots Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I'm not sure Downing would want this lost posted under the guise of a thread about him?? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DotsandCrosses Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I'm not sure Downing would want this lost posted under the guise of a thread about him?? :winkold: I'm sure he'd be flattered. Hell, I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I pass the time with a heady diet of kung-fu and masturbation. Ah how strange... I'm all about the Ninjutsu and auto-erotic asphyxiation. You know what I love? Coming on here with my Villa brothers and finding out we have lots more in common than we think. I think thats a bit to much info too!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Ha, superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 as for his song pinch the suarez song, everyone will be singing it eventually I'd prefer an homage to that true musical great, Ini Kamoze: Naa, na-na-na-naa, na-na-na-naa, na-na-naa na-na-naa. Na-na-na-naa (kick it)... Downing; da wing-master, (Murderer!) him no lyrical gangster. (Murderer!) Pick up the ball 'n' he run past ya. (Murderer!) We love him like that. (Murderer!) No, no, he won't die. Yes, down wings; he fly. Anyone test will hear the Holte Enders sing. DJ Fantastico him know what yo' don't know. Touch the ball and go; uh-oh! Ch-ch-chang-chang... Downing; da wing-master, (Murderer!) him no lyrical gangster. (Murderer!) Excuse me, you defender. (Murderer!) We love him like that. (Murderer!) Extraordinary, juice like To-ny Daley; pace to burn baby, all of the time. Cut to cross; shazam! In the goal, he slam! He juggle the ball, I say every time. Downing; da wing-master, (Murderer!) him no lyrical gangster. (Murderer!) Dial emergency number! (Murderer!) We love him like that. (Murderer!) Runs like a jackrabbit finish in front of it. On the night he play, that's it; understand. Him the daddy of the mack daddy. His left peg's gold, baby. Ain't no homey gonna stop him, top celebrity man. Downing; da wing-master, (Murderer!) him no lyrical gangster. (Murderer!) Him piss all over Lee Bowyer. (Murderer!) We love him like that. (Murderer!) Downing; da wing-master! Him no lyrical gangster! And your goal it be in danger! We love him like that! Lol truly awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Another solid performance from DJ. But I really REALLY wish he had a right foot sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodytom Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 barely noticed him and ash tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maradona10 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Very threatening in first 20mins however it was backs against wall after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 He does have a right peg, just doesnt use it which is a shame. Was a tough game for both him and ash, i thought he was the better of the two though, although ash set up one of the goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRS-T Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 He's a bit like Giggsy really - prefers to use the outside of his left foot than use his right foot. This is why I prefer him on the left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 I wish Downing had just had a crack with his right foot when that chance fell to him! He could have just put his laces through it and if it went wide then we wouldn't have cared because we'd have known it was on his weaker side. Downing you bellend, just have a go if it falls to you in such a good position!!!! Decision making: 9 Preferred foot: left only ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 I love playing on the right, I am left footed and I find I get more freedom. I cannot use my right either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beasley14 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 His right foot is ok, he should trust it a bit more than he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry'sboots Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 I think his right foot has come on massively over the last 18 months. When we bought him, I thought his major downfall was his one footedness which, combined with his relative lack of pace, meant it was difficult for him to get the better of top full backs. I think he has now addressed this. What has annoyed me this season is the lack of fluidity in our wide players changing position. They will switch wings but this is probably done once in a game. When Milner and Ash were working well they were constantly switching positions and creating issues for their full backs as a consequence. I would like to see us do this much more. I think a 4-3-3 also facilitates this as the defensive duties are lessened to an extent by an extra CM'er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maradona10 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 He does have a right peg, just doesnt use it which is a shame. Was a tough game for both him and ash, i thought he was the better of the two though, although ash set up one of the goals. I agree Downing was better but not by much and I'd also say alot of that was down to that being a very weak left hand side of Arsenal. Arshavin who never tracks back and Gibbs, the less said about the latter the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulver Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 I still find it hard to believe anyone can become a professional footballer with one leg Even at the age of 6, I've drilled into my nephew that you must always use your weak foot to make it stronger. Since doing so his left foot has come on a treat. It just baffles me how anyone can really be that one footed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRS-T Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Tbf, you only really need one foot. Giggs is one footed. And Messi doesn't really use his right foot compared to say Ronaldo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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