Stevo985 Posted February 15, 2011 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2011 I once attempted to walk home from a house party in Leeds (I was living in Leeds also, I don't mean I walked to Brum!) Anyway, the distance between their house and mine was 2 miles tops. But I was so drunk I couldn't remember the (very straightforward) way. I walked for hours. Went via headingley station (nowhere near either house), tried to climb over a fence there and failed, ripping my jeans in the process. I finally got home at half 8 in the morning. My mates reckon I left the party no later than 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I had a proper race to a cashpoint in Newquay with my mates. I won, but it was probably the most insane race ever. I couuld have given Usain a run for his money (geddit?) that night, and I was utterly dishwashered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I've decided to try and get fitter... lets see how long this lasts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I've decided to try and get fitter... lets see how long this lasts! Probably not long to start with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villadude Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Why do I keep having to log into VT when I come on here? I've never had to do that before, is it just me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Why do I keep having to log into VT when I come on here? I've never had to do that before, is it just me? no, i have that to, even if i click the remember me button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudevillaisnice Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Why do I keep having to log into VT when I come on here? I've never had to do that before, is it just me? Nah, it's happening to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 and me, pretty annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Happening to everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Just managed 51 push ups, I'm so unfit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 We talking about drunken walks home? One new year, I got pissed, I must have been about 19 and had just split with my girlfriend, went out with my mates and got lashed, I remember waking up on top of a bus stop feeling giddy (**** knows how I got there) so tried to climb down, fell onto my ankle and was in pain, anyway I crawled some of the way home and got there about 7am (I left club about 2 I later found out) and the bus stop was near Wootton on the Island and I lived in Carisbrooke, I never ever had drink like that again.... well, till the IW festival in 2006 and I am not talking about that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Uploaded with ImageShack.us Red - I ended up Blue - the town centre and clubs yellow - home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudevillaisnice Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I used to be a dick when drunk and to think I used to moderate the OS forums, **** hell no wonder people used to get pissed off with me when I was pissed as a fart..! I've rung a girlfriends mum and told her I love her. I went into Morrisons toilet when pissed during the day and was sick as my girlfriends grandad walked in.. **** timing :-/ Not anymore though, too sensible now lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I remember I had my 'big break' () to play for my local side's first team when I was 15, since I had walked 14 miles home pissed the night before my Dad called the manager and told him I wasn't able to play. Prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I once Puked on a dog.bad timing poor labrador! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 I made a habit of puking out of my bedroom window (so as to not disturb the 'rents with the tsunami of vomit splashing into the toilet). Great tactic - the dog would just eat it in the morning before anyone could see the evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 I once puked in a mates sink and her sister cleaned it out the next morning but we never mentioned I was sick...she was just there 'errrr what's this?'.....poor girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Just managed 51 push ups, I'm so unfit! 51?!?! Were you doing them on your knees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 I don't know why people always get sick when they're drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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