leemond2008 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Madder than you could imagine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 where the **** is 8 pints??? first time I have posted on here in an evening for quite a while and the bastard aint here, has he got aids again or something? I need some likes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Hwah, I have just had a text from a bird at work saying that she is worried that I am going to go feral and stop speaking to everyone at work completely and just like that I have pissed her off something rotten so she will probably want me to go feral and run away and spend my days in a forest with nothing but a squirrel for company 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I would love to work with you for a day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I doubt it, I will indulge anyone in conversation but I am often really horrible, I know I am doing it but I cant stop it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 listening to Tom Waits, I singing along and doing a little jig to Misery is the river of the world and I kind of understand now that if you are going to sing along to Tom Waits make sure you do it alone because you will look and sound like a complete **** freak 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I doubt it, I will indulge anyone in conversation but I am often really horrible, I know I am doing it but I cant stop it. Jaw volleying heartbreaker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 where the **** is 8 pints??? first time I have posted on here in an evening for quite a while and the bastard aint here, has he got aids again or something? I need some likes I've just been trying to watch a bit of Tele but my hairy neighbour kept turning his music up. I got in to a bit of a volume battle with him but I've left it now after he broke out some slayer before what sounded like him smashing his flat up and screaming like a word removed whilst mutilating his own genitalia...at least it wasn't someone elses. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I doubt it, I will indulge anyone in conversation but I am often really horrible, I know I am doing it but I cant stop it. Jaw volleying heartbreaker You know me so well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 where the **** is 8 pints??? first time I have posted on here in an evening for quite a while and the bastard aint here, has he got aids again or something? I need some likes I've just been trying to watch a bit of Tele but my hairy neighbour kept turning his music up. I got in to a bit of a volume battle with him but I've left it now after he broke out some slayer before what sounded like him smashing his flat up and screaming like a word removed whilst mutilating his own genitalia...at least it wasn't someone elses. 8 pints you mother **** how you doing, it's been a while since we conversed, how's your sexy cousin? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 You lot should just shag each other and be done with it. Severe bromance 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Sex is your answer to everything 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 8 pints you mother **** how you doing, it's been a while since we conversed, how's your sexy cousin? Leemond, you old word removed!!! She's good, she's still coupled up with that bloke though, he's a bin man of all things and he's not in your league, buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetrees Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I would love to work with you for a day In fairness, after your recent elevation to stardom, Leemond openly changed the status of your relationship to his workmates on a daily basis. I suspect that by now you are virtually engaged, and the only delay on the ceremony is that you haven't found the time to meet each others' parents. So, if you do go to work for a day with him, expect them all to stare BTW, of all your suitors on VT, i vote Leemond, as I reckon it's a perfect match 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 The 'suitor' question has already been answered 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I'm actually a really decent bloke I'll have you all know, I just have quirks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 just spilt lager all over my **** harmonica Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Sex is your answer to everything Well stick with what you are good at i say 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 its funny that when I indulge in sexual activity I'm normally dressed like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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