roger_moore Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner thinks Smokey Robinson is a type of Barbeque Sausage from America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner killed Steve Irwin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner ate my Rottweiller with a nice bottle of Chianti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner fought in WW2, he shot down 9 German planes, all by pointing at each of them and saying "Bang". His pillow is a football (the old school leather type), his breakfast is kryptonite, and he sweats Claret and Blue [Coal].... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Since being sworn in as US President, Barack Obama has spent an average of four hours a day on the phone seeking James Milner's advice on everything from the credit crisis to the name of the new White House kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner's favourite TV show is Cagney & Lacey. Indeed, such is James's devotion to the US cop series that when he was at Newcastle he would swim the Tyne daily in tribute to one of the stars of the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 5, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted February 5, 2009 You know that aeroplane that crashed into the Hudson River the other day. That was actually flown by James Milner. He couldn't be doin with any of that soft hero nonsense though, so he donned his flat cap at a jaunty angle and jumped over the back of the wing before swimming all the way accross the atlantic underater surfacing magestically in front of the white cliffs of Dover, leaving the co pilot to take all the plaudits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner played Arnold in Diff'rent Strokes. He also wrote and sang the theme tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner made the decision to reduce the interest rate to 1%, while eating cheese on toast at the Whitby 2nd hand boot fair, at 11.00am this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillanousOne Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner is the face of 'Daddy's Sauce' James Milner has a Happy Eater breakfast named after him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedLogic Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner is rather unhappy at the thought of working as a bar man this saturday night as drunk men scare him and drunk women appaul him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner has 45,897,934 friends on Facebook including Ray Davies of The Kinks, Robin Williams, Selina Scott, Christopher Biggins, Bill Oddie, Jemma Kidd, Robert Redford, Sid Owen, Dr David Owen, Owen Wilson, Daniel J. Travanti, Sir Alan Sugar, Paula Radcliffe, Andy Murray, Mr Kipling, Captain Birdseye, Mr Sheen, Beverley Callard, Alison Steadman, Sir Paul McCartney, plain old Richard Starkey from the Aviva ad, Father Shooey McGooey, Tommy Cannon, Bruce Kent, Clive Dunn, Paul Shane, Jim Bowen, Jeff Stelling and Michael Anthony Hall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner created the Earth. It took him a day. He just doesn't like to bang on about it and even lets some imaginary bloke take the credit. Though even his followers claim it took him 7. What a gent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steell Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner is The Stig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Clint Eastwood based the character Dirty Harry on James Milner and originally wanted to play the role with a Yorkshire accent. "This ere tis a fartyfar Magnum...probly t'most parfal andgun in t'world. It could blow thy ead clean off. Thy's got ask thysen do thee feel lucky. Well, do thy, Punk?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trinityroad87 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner was on the grassy knole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedLogic Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner was on the grassy knole ...he was also in the car with diana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner ate my Rottweiller with a nice bottle of Chianti No way in the world would James Milner drink Chianti. Any other drink other than a bitter is for women and southerners, he insists, and indeed as the other players have Lucozade after a game our Jimmy has his private Tetley's tap in the dressing room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner was on the grassy knole ...he was also in the car with diana. That's strange. I heard he stuck his foot out when it went past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avid_1977 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I've just heard James Milner has been offered the part of "Compo" in Last of the summer wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts