roger_moore Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 i too am enjoying this thread - its becoming legendary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born-Not-Made Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner does not sleep. He waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner will be playing for the England U21s in his mid 30s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatestConfirmedIn Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner will be playing for the England U21s in his mid 30s. He will also go on to coach them into his late 70's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner loves spanners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner will be playing for the England U21s in his mid 30s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 james milner eats kebabs upside down with lots of worcester sauce and apricots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juantastic9 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner built Rome in a day, then destroyed it to add a sense of competition - and challenged someone to re-build it quicker. His challenge was never beaten, and thus the phrase coined. The lesser spotted Milner has also been spotted in the depths of every World Ocean, doing resistance training against pressure. James Milner doesn't bench-press, instead he does cross-stitch which has the pop-eye affect on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 4, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milners psychic powers are so extensive, he has managed to convince Fabio Capello that he is the future of English football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanO Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner can slam a revolving door Your a bunch of idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wif Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 With an exuberant style that combines dazzling technique and sophisticated use of harmony, James Milner is widely acknowledged as one of the greatest jazz pianists of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dicky_plums Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 During a match, players will only pass the ball to James Milner if they hear him shout "Ey Up!". If he is unfairly tackled, he will shout "Gi' ovver!". James Milner often reports he is "proper jiggered" at the end of a game, but is soon revived with Pie, peas and a pint o'Tetleys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner loves spanners James Milner eats spanners, but not the ponsy metric ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 During the thriller against everton james milner reached a speed of 88 mph while running down the wing thus triggering the flux capaciter in his boots sending him crashing back in time to april 30 1945 where he ended up in a bunker in wor torn germany ....it was hitler so james with all his skill shimmid round old adolf with the ball and swiftly round house kicked him to the face instantly killing him ..the force of which sent him crashing back to the present in time to complete a pass that would lead to young scoring the winner ......James later deicated his man of the match performance to his great uncle BERT who fought WW2 but died tieing his shoe laces.....James celebrated the win with a hot cup of tea and a hobnob bicci Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieran84 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James milner sleeps in a tank in the fear that he may "go soft" if he uses a bed, He also owns large shares in bully beef and spam and uses the jelly from pork pies in his hair when he runs out of brylcreem. The studs on his boots are frozen german finger tips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didiersix Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 When James was a small boy, he once dribbled a pig's bladder in and out of the queen mother's teeth (everyone used to leave their mouths open in them days). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner owns the publishing rights to every song Elton John has ever recorded. He used to own the rights to all of The Goodies' hits but gave them away to his five hundred and forty ninth favourite charity, The Jim Bowen Northern Comics' Trust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted February 4, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner is able to stay dry in the shower for hours at a time by simply weaving in and out of the drops of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner prefers to watch The Villa when its cold and dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trinityroad87 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James milners urine is a popular beverage....We know it as bovrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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