TwistedLogic Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 james milner is about to sit down to a nice steak and kidney pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner regularly pushes a baked bean along Trinity Road pavement, with his nose, just because its there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedLogic Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 james milner is currently very tired after just finishing a 89 and a half hour shift at the coal mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitelight66 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Every day a team of northern midgets scale James Milner to mine his precious coal reserves. The coal formed from Bovril stains in his teeth, hair and flat cap laid down in the 19th Century, and has been powering Scunthorpe for 76 years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Contrary to popular belief, it was actually James Milner who invented the bicycle kick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starsailor9774 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 At the age of 3 James Milner became the youngest ever winner of the Paris-Dakar Rally using a coal wagon. What made it even more remarkable was the fact that he broke down just yards from the start and had to push the wagon to the finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 4, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner went to school in Horsforth (home of my running club) and played for my local village team, Rawdon. Oh, sorry, the above is ACTUALLY true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_The_Villan Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James milners urine is a popular beverage....We know it as bovrill Great first post mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, purple and Milner. Don't bother thinking of one cause it will instantly cease to exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner's favourite TV show is Cagney & Lacey. Indeed, such is James's devotion to the US cop series that when he was at Newcastle he would swim the Tyne daily in tribute to one of the stars of the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regular_john Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner is his own father, nobody else is hard enough to raise James Milner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted February 4, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 4, 2009 When being used as substitute James Milner is chained to the bench to prevent him wearing a trench into the sidelines through his warm up runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starsailor9774 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 James Milner was 10 yards from the finish of the London Marathon when he realised he'd left his flat cap at the start. Not wanting to finish without his customary head gear James sprinted back to the start and completed the race in full and still won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starsailor9774 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 The Titanic was not sunk by an iceberg, it simply hit James Milner as he was getting in 100 widths of the Atlantic before breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulMcgrathsknees Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milners favourite racehorse is Ernie the whippet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DalianDaley Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 James Milner is overdue his service by 200,000 miles but STILL KEEPS ON RUNNING, Volkswagon have now apparently tabled a bid of 75 million pounds to take him away from Villa Park to be used as a crash test dummy in their research lab in Hamburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bose Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 The Earth doesn't revolve around the Sun. The Earth revolves around James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DalianDaley Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 ITK NEWS ...the Milner / VW deal is off, apparently VW believe when Milner hits the dash it could trigger a nuclear explosion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bose Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Lennon/McCartney is an anagram for James Milner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 if you say James Milner backwards it says semaj renlim, which says something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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