PaulMcgrathsknees Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner sees in black and white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner lent Defoe his best suit to wear when he re- signed for spuds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beasley14 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Great thread guys, this will make him laugh if he reads it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 james milner doesn't believe in the longitudinal and latitudinal system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Former US vice-president Spiro Agnew was James Milner's godfather while former Blue Peter presenter Lesley Judd is his godmother. Milner has not wasted his football earnings and has invested wisely over the years with him now owning the rights to the entire estate of Victorian engineer Isambard Kingdom Brunel. Milner has also constructed a full-scale replica of the Pantheon in his back garden, which is now home to his 43 dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 JAmes milner CAN belive its not butter James milner CAN divide by zero While urinating JAmes is easily capable of welding titanium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user66 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Montgomery of El Alamein got the inspiration for the Desert Rats by watching young James perform his warm-up routine for the 1938 Great North Run on the beach at Whitby. Milner is also credited in the latest Guinnness Book of Records as having called John Carew 'a bummer' to his face.....to which Carew promptly agreed, apologised and left the dressing room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevonIsAPlaceOnEarth Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milners name has no letters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 The film Good Will Hunting is based on James Milners friendship with Einstein, this came about when Einstein came up with formula e=mc....James calmly explaind NO U IDIOT it e=mc2 SQUARED...how you like them apples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avid_1977 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 JAMES MILNER (aka Norman Wisdom) - OUT AND ABOUT ON THE LASH, DRINKING A NICE TUPPA TETLEY TEA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulMcgrathsknees Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 It was James Milner that re-intrduced baggy shorts to English football in the early 90's after persuading Eric Cantona that they had it right in the 50's when he was a lad. James Milner is not credited enough for the introduction of the yellow football which is a throw back to playing in the snow with an orange ball in the 60's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 He`s in the under 23 squad, he will carry the other 22 on his back rather than having a team coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 JAMES MILNER - OUT AND ABOUT ON THE LASH, DRINKING A NICE TUPPA TETLEY TEA... http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4306/238597normanwisdompostems7.th.jpg' alt='238597normanwisdompostems7.th.jpg'> James Milner is Mr Grimsdale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyShears Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner was once so ill that he couldn't train all week. He still managed to play on the Saturday though. Hang on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner was once so ill that he couldn't train all week. He still managed to play on the Saturday though. Hang on... ,,,,,he must be Gods dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didiersix Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner drives a Hillman Imp and once, when driving it, he did a fart so stinky it caused his pet monkey to be violently sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedLogic Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 as i walked to work at 5am this morning, i stopped in my tracks when i saw James Milner coming towards me with 10 ton of lead on his back. "where are you walking to james?" i asked. "scotland." he replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner can tame swans with a penny whistle James Milner's veins are actually a network of biros James Milner finds chickens ironic James Milner can peel potatos at alarming speeds James Milner is banned from Norwich James Milner's face appears on very particular cupcakes in China James Milner thinks lemsip is currency James Milner has great knowledge about plugs, but it is not a subject that he is comfortable with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby15 Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 James Milner is the lovechild of Trish Stratus and Fedor Emelianenko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedLogic Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 james milner is also a fan of tesco brand bourbon biscuits. but only with a cup of PG Tips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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